re: Ode to Tua

QB Controversy

Graceful as an antelope
Slippery as a bar of soap
He’s our ebony Eroll Flynn
Smoother than Beefeater gin.

The other guy,

he’s not ready.
The games too heady
We need a hand that’s sure and steady

We don’t need no quick release
No hyped up conversation piece.
We need someone who’s debonair
With rye smile and flowing hair
We need someone whose Unflappable
Our GD pocket is too collapsable.

The broken plays are oh so good,
The aimless rollouts give me wood,
Six shooter mime, don’t make me beg,
Feel a tingle up my leg

Saban knows what he is doing
I can feel my anger brewing
It’s his job till he graduates
He’s s winner for heaven sakes.

Shut your face you worthless troll
I hope that Satan takes your soul
You’ve offended sensibilities
You’ve shiit all over my tranquility

Mod can’t you ban this turd
I can’t stand a single word
Tidefan’s Earl would know what to do
In a flash he’d ban this fool.

To hell with you and third down conversions
Cease right now with you dispersions
This is a time to pull together
Your a bigger tool than Huddie Ledbetter