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Ode to Tua
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:27 am
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:27 am
Tua’s the one, cant you tell?
But he ain’t startin and it Hurts like hell.
Come on Saban, grow some nads
Or against Clemson, gonna get bads
I’m so tired of tuck and run
Of running a wildcat, but callin it the gun
Down vote me if that’s your will,
But the only thing to cure us is to take the Tua pill.
Come Sugar Bowl Monday, I’ll be turnin on the tube,
Dabo will be smilin, Clemson D pulling out the lube
But when we break huddle and they see “13”.
It’ll be the biggest shiit storm you have ever seen.
But he ain’t startin and it Hurts like hell.
Come on Saban, grow some nads
Or against Clemson, gonna get bads
I’m so tired of tuck and run
Of running a wildcat, but callin it the gun
Down vote me if that’s your will,
But the only thing to cure us is to take the Tua pill.
Come Sugar Bowl Monday, I’ll be turnin on the tube,
Dabo will be smilin, Clemson D pulling out the lube
But when we break huddle and they see “13”.
It’ll be the biggest shiit storm you have ever seen.
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Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:34 am to River_City_Tider
Please just stop
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:35 am to phaz
It’s over.
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:39 am to River_City_Tider
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:48 am to River_City_Tider
Flesh, Please ban this idiot!
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:48 am to River_City_Tider
Frick it have an upvote.. I lol'ed!!
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:49 am to River_City_Tider
Tua time has come
National title in sight
Yea Alabama
National title in sight
Yea Alabama
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:49 am to asphinctersayswhat
Is Earl here?
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:03 am to River_City_Tider
hmm? what will come of this?
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:06 am to BamaWins15
It's just sad and pathetic at this point.
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:12 am to River_City_Tider
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grow some nads
Or against Clemson, gonna get bads
This line was cringey but overall not too bad. If you are going to be a nega-bammer at least be a creative one i guess.
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:17 am to River_City_Tider
Aren't there enough fans from other teams to troll? Why come here and troll your fanbase?
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:21 am to BlackPawnMartyr
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If you are going to be a nega-bammer at least be a creative one i guess
Nothing negative, imo, about wanting the team to be the best it can be and though it's subjective at this point, his opinion that it would be best is as valid as any other fan's.
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:35 am to BlackPawnMartyr
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quote: grow some nads Or against Clemson, gonna get bads This line was cringey but overall not too bad. If you are going to be a nega-bammer at least be a creative one i guess.
Here is my delima. I could have used nad singular. But that implies that we only want one ball to grow. Which might led to Tua only playing if we are being badly beaten.
So I went with “bads”, as I was under time pressure.
I do agree with you though. I weakens the poem badly.
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:36 am to River_City_Tider
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:38 am to Silverback
I’m really only trolling half of the fan base. Latest polls show Tua within the margin of error.
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:40 am to River_City_Tider
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:47 am to River_City_Tider
I want to laugh, but I want to cry, but I also want to put out a cigarette in your eye... I'm very confused at the moment so you got neither an up nor a downvote.
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:57 am to River_City_Tider
Posted on 12/13/17 at 11:04 am to River_City_Tider
Congrats on being the worst kind of fan.
It's one thing to have an opinion, but those who keep posting these types of threads are pretty pathetic.
I'm glad other places don't put up with this kind of bullshite.
It's one thing to have an opinion, but those who keep posting these types of threads are pretty pathetic.
I'm glad other places don't put up with this kind of bullshite.
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