re: Class of 2018 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: So Long Old Friend Edition

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Brevin White or a skin for Skyrim?

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I warned you to suspend all prior knowledge of the English language before embarking on that journey. Interpret it how you will.

I think I figured out everything he was trying to say. But, my goodness, how can an adult write so poorly? I mean... he could be a drop out, but most drop-outs (presumably) aren't posting on message boards. How could someone that made it through high school (and no state-specific jokes are necessary here... this should apply for all 50 states in the US) in any state in this country write like that? Someone needs to pass him out some worksheets to work on. Maybe diagram a few sentences.

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Well, we'll know where one of our DB targets stands on the board by the middle of this week. Julius Irvin is announcing on Wednesday.

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Saban is visiting him in-home on Tuesday.

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I’d put NPF, ITS, Eddie Smith, Justin Ross, Langham, and Waddle as locks at this point. Heard Surtain gave us a silent and should be in the class from guy who’s usually right. I just want Surtain so badly I’m hesitant even if he thinks we are good. Said we have Copeland if we don’t land Waddle. Bobby Brown I know is committed but he says lock. Thinks Temples kicker kicks for us next year. I don’t agree but he thinks we hold onto Walker which would be huge . He says Breton Knight enrolls Monday. I know most know this is what everyone thinks so nothing new. Our ol is stacked i wanted Sewell too wish Nigel wouldn’t tranfer he hasn’t been healthy imo but he thinks he will. Also said it’s fifty fifty Jalen might transfer but I think he stays but maybe not. He’s really accurate in the past but nothing you couldn’t gather from reading Bol imo but I thought he was a little different this year. Also he likes Mathis and thinks he starts next year but says Raekwon will see time inside too with Dwight as well with Dwight playing sparingly. We can’t play the development with Surtain Raymond certainly devolps too but he can’t play for the goat or compete for titles at corndog u and Raymond may not stay there 3 years so that helps. Surtain and Walker are the 2 recruits Im most interested in. He didn’t mention Jackson or whoever the lb commit from a Texas is. I hope we get Sewell too if it opens up a spot should Nigel or someone else transfer. I’m Leary of anyone knowing about teenagers but I’m hoping he’s right.

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We should turn this in to the History channel. They have guys that try to decode this stuff. They are trying to find Hitler, decode the Zodiac killer and have a group of fat asses at a pawn shop they basically frick people on tv. This would be right up their alley

Disclaimer..."at this point"

"Everything is fluid"

It appears Dazalin Worsham wanted to play with fire this weekend:

Another literary gem from our new friend on BOL:

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Yea who wouldn’t take that heard Eddie Smith is coming. If Nigel transfers or somebody else does that give us another spot. Got otherwise same list as you do weedline but Walker staying most likely. That’s from what i heard not imo but who knows. Would staff already know who’s transferring at this point i wonder. Guy supposedly connected he very well could be been money in the past but nothing tea leaves wouldn’t tell you save two examples. Surtain is silent he believes who knows would love to get him. Thinks temples kicker is ours too but may have to do with schollies idk. How bad is Bulovas n could he improve enough with our first special teams coach we scratch temple guy. I want him too not pretending I know but maybe we have another transfer or two leaving we don’t know about. Wouldn’t rule out Walker yet.

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