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An open letter to Greg Byrne
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:44 pm
Dear Mr. Byrne,
It’s time to get to work. In case you haven’t noticed, our basketball program is in full reactor core meltdown. You need to do something and fast. We’re sorry we keep having these programs in crisis like the baseball program when you first arrived, but it’s not our fault. The fans didn’t want this shitshow any more than you did. It was your predecessor.
If nobody has told you, let me enlighten you. Bill Battle was given a parting gift by his dear friend, Coach Moore, in a recommendation for the AD job. It was only supposed to be on an interim basis but he stayed way too long. The guy was completely over his head and basically screwed up everything he touched. Baseball, basketball, club sports, you name it, he fricked it up.
So now we look to you to undo what he did and fix it. You’ve already started with baseball. It’s looking up so good job. But you’ve got a lot more work to do. Basketball is next. Men’s and women’s. Those two coaches are stealing their salary. Avery told Curry he could tank the season worse than she could and she replied “hold my beer.” You’ve gotta start firing people and hiring new ones. The fans are up in arms because of the complete ineptitude of both teams. So go to work. Do what you do. We, the fans, are behind you. Get ‘er done!
Oh, by the way, when you’re done cleaning house in Coleman, would you please stop by the softball complex and maybe have some harsh words with Murphy and tell him to get off his arse and do something? One natty does not give you lifetime tenure. Then there’s a little problem with gymnastics and Dana Duckworth that needs to be addressed as that program is in reverse too. You’ve got a lot to do, Mr. Byrne, better get to it.
Sincerely,
Bama Nation.
It’s time to get to work. In case you haven’t noticed, our basketball program is in full reactor core meltdown. You need to do something and fast. We’re sorry we keep having these programs in crisis like the baseball program when you first arrived, but it’s not our fault. The fans didn’t want this shitshow any more than you did. It was your predecessor.
If nobody has told you, let me enlighten you. Bill Battle was given a parting gift by his dear friend, Coach Moore, in a recommendation for the AD job. It was only supposed to be on an interim basis but he stayed way too long. The guy was completely over his head and basically screwed up everything he touched. Baseball, basketball, club sports, you name it, he fricked it up.
So now we look to you to undo what he did and fix it. You’ve already started with baseball. It’s looking up so good job. But you’ve got a lot more work to do. Basketball is next. Men’s and women’s. Those two coaches are stealing their salary. Avery told Curry he could tank the season worse than she could and she replied “hold my beer.” You’ve gotta start firing people and hiring new ones. The fans are up in arms because of the complete ineptitude of both teams. So go to work. Do what you do. We, the fans, are behind you. Get ‘er done!
Oh, by the way, when you’re done cleaning house in Coleman, would you please stop by the softball complex and maybe have some harsh words with Murphy and tell him to get off his arse and do something? One natty does not give you lifetime tenure. Then there’s a little problem with gymnastics and Dana Duckworth that needs to be addressed as that program is in reverse too. You’ve got a lot to do, Mr. Byrne, better get to it.
Sincerely,
Bama Nation.
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 3/1/19 at 7:43 pm to phil4bama
Fire Duckworth today if she loses to Auburn. Never lost to them at home and she’s trying awfully hard to do so.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 7:51 pm to CapstoneGrad06
She needs to go. The program continues to slip with her in charge.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 7:57 pm to biggsc
It is going to be a razor thin finish tonight.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:01 pm to CapstoneGrad06
With Coach Sarah was in charge
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:03 pm to biggsc
Alabama 196.55
Auburn 196.100
Last performances up. Drops will adjust score soon.
Auburn 196.100
Last performances up. Drops will adjust score soon.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:06 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Alabama wins 196.700 to 196.400
Posted on 3/2/19 at 1:32 pm to phil4bama
Has he gotten back to you yet?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:47 pm to phil4bama
quote:
maybe have some harsh words with Murphy and tell him to get off his arse and do something?
You mean the #5 team currently 20-0?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 5:49 pm to Lordofwrath88
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You mean the #5 team currently 20-0?
Seriously.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:47 pm to 1LoudTideFan
Look, I'm as happy as y'all are about the fast start for the ladies, but already we've shown signs of the same old anemic offense. The wins aren't going to come as easy when we hit the SEC portion of the schedule no matter how phenomenal Montana has been. I hope I have to eat a huge helping of crow, but I think we're going to struggle again against the better teams in the league.
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