Atlanta Falcons Have New Robot Guard Dog This Season

Michael Vick is in charge of training it.

The police state in full effect

I hope someone tears out it's spark.

Probably self destructs when you toss a blanket over it.

Terrifying

He is an omnipresent menace capable of storing "so many amino acids, so much sulphur, so much butterfat and alkaline" that he can inexorably trail the odor index of ten thousand victims to their doom.

- The Hound, Fahrenheit 451

It's too slow it's going to get punted into the stands

Looks like that Black Mirror episode

Need to find a way to disable this thing on the sly. Techies?

Belichick is gonna love the "surveillance" capability.

It works a 28 minute shift with a 3 minute rest break in between shifts.