by
13 Comments
The Atlanta Falcons will have some added security at Mercedes-Benz Stadium this season in the form of Benzie, a new robot guard dog that will be on patrol this fall...
(The Spun)
Filed Under: NFL
Related:
Logan Paul & Le'Veon Bell Have 'Agreed' To Fight Next Weekend For $1 Million
Athletics Shoot Their Shot With QB Kyler Murray After Being Released By AZ Cardinals
Browns Star Myles Garrett Gets Apparent Break From Cop During February Traffic Stop
The Fear Of AI Has Officially Arrived In The Football World
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
13 Comments
TopRecent
user avatar
user avatar
soccerfüt•30 months
Michael Vick is in charge of training it.
Reply
upvote12downvote0
user avatar
PureBlood•30 months
The police state in full effect
Reply
upvote9downvote0
user avatar
ncinthenext3•30 months
I hope someone tears out it's spark.
Reply
upvote5downvote0
user avatar
Dayshaun•30 months
Probably self destructs when you toss a blanket over it.
Reply
upvote5downvote0
user avatar
Breesus•30 months
Terrifying
Reply
upvote3downvote0
user avatar
victoire sécurisé•30 months
He is an omnipresent menace capable of storing "so many amino acids, so much sulphur, so much butterfat and alkaline" that he can inexorably trail the odor index of ten thousand victims to their doom.

- The Hound, Fahrenheit 451
Reply
upvote2downvote0
user avatar
HeadSlash•30 months
It's too slow it's going to get punted into the stands
Reply
upvote2downvote0
user avatar
jscrims•30 months
Looks like that Black Mirror episode
Reply
upvote2downvote0
user avatar
CAD703X•30 months
Metalhead. All it needs is a Taser or knife to wield. We are so fricked.
Reply
upvote4downvote0
user avatar
cajunmud•30 months
Need to find a way to disable this thing on the sly. Techies?
Reply
upvote1downvote0
user avatar
EulerRules•30 months
Belichick is gonna love the "surveillance" capability.
Reply
upvote1downvote0
user avatar
soccerfüt•30 months
It works a 28 minute shift with a 3 minute rest break in between shifts.
Reply
upvote2downvote2
user avatar
CAD703X•30 months
Aww let's humanize the metal agent of death. I wonder if they'll send it into the stands to sniff out non-maskers and sever their arms under the hydraulics?
Reply
upvote8downvote0
Popular Stories
Golfer Paige Spiranac Can't Wait For Summer Golf
Discuss Golf 10
Golfer Paige Spiranac Can't Wait For Summer Golf
Lou Holtz’s Newspaper Magic Trick Goes Viral After His Death
Discuss South Carolina Sports 5
Lou Holtz’s Newspaper Magic Trick Goes Viral After His Death
Athletics Shoot Their Shot With QB Kyler Murray After Being Released By AZ Cardinals
Discuss NFL 9
Athletics Shoot Their Shot With QB Kyler Murray After Being Released By AZ Cardinals
Charles Barkley Shows Up To Arnold Palmer, Immediately Trolls Justin Thomas About Bama
Discuss SEC Sports 6
Charles Barkley Shows Up To Arnold Palmer, Immediately Trolls Justin Thomas About Bama
SEC Women's Quarterfinal Had Vandy Coach Shea Ralph Telling Ref 'You Suck A**'
Discuss Vanderbilt Sports 3
SEC Women's Quarterfinal Had Vandy Coach Shea Ralph Telling Ref 'You Suck A**'
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on X and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

Facebook•Twitter