Not Great News About Pelicans Star Zion Williamson

Someone’s pulling a stingley

Paging Dr. Nowzardan...

Bust

Being a lard arse tends to cause fat fricks feet to hurt

Are we certain the soreness isn’t a little further north of his foot??

Unfortunately, his size and athleticism are inconsistent with being able to be healthy. Foot and ankle issues are going to undercut what could have been an all time great

Not being fat can help.

Magical zion

Why play him? Tank, let him get healthy, draft a top 5 talent

Wish The Knicks had got the first pick so we could've picked Morant

He probably has put too much weight on his foot. You know, because he’s a fatty.

Eat another poboy…

Oh well. I hope the entire NBA gets an injured foot and they have to cancel this season and every season for all time…. Stupid commies

It's the New Orleans Pelicans. Nobody wants to be on this team if your a "Superstar Talent"

He’s gonna eat his way to New York

Needs to stay off the fried chicken.

Money went to a 19 year old's head now he doesn't give a frick? color me shocked

A fat arse having issues with their lower extremities when trying to be active? I’m shocked.