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Xmas Decor Honors UT Coach Jeff Banks His Stripper Girlfriend & Emotional Support Monkey
© Michael C. Johnson-USA TODAY Sports
Remember when Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks and his girlfriend, the "Pole Assassin," had their pet monkey out and it allegedly attacked a trick or treater on Halloween? Well, someone turned that warming narrative into a holiday lawn decor miracle... (Barstool Sports)
Filed Under: NCAA Football
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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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TiptonInSC•48 months
If I were a judge I would vote that house number 1 even if there is no other decoration on their property.
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LSUGrrrl•48 months
Christmas not Xmas.
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mmtiger•48 months
larry, i think this is the best headline you have ever written
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FightinTigersDammit•48 months
Wonder if that's an Aggie fan who did that.
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TigerMuskyFanMinneso•48 months
Why do you ask? Were there spelling errors?
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eddieray•48 months
Iwhi
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TigersCajuns•48 months
It’s Christmas, stop X’ing out Christ Larry
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Redbone•48 months
X represents the cross.
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TigersCajuns•48 months
No a cross would represent a cross
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ncinthenext3•48 months
Why not just be a Beta and call it holiday decor? It's Christmas.
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Shaq4prez•48 months
No, nobody remembers.....
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AtlantaLSUfan•48 months
Truth is stranger than fiction. That story is absurd but real.
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Filmat11•48 months
Well done!
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