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After three incidents in which a sex toy was tossed onto the court during an WNBA game in a week, the league have allegedly found the culprit...
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(Fox10 Phoenix) - "Video footage shows Lopez, sitting in his seat, he retrieves the green dildo from his sweater front pocket then throws the dildo forward. He then stands up and leaves the area," a court document read. A witness who volunteers in the arena said they followed Lopez, tackled him as he tried to leave and waited for police to arrive. "The adult male victim was interviewed. He stated he was watching the WNBA game with his 9-year-old niece, when something hit his back then fell to the ground next to them. He realized the object that hit him was a dildo. He desires prosecution," the court document read.

Lopez reportedly was sorry and said that it was a "stupid prank that was trending on social media." Documents state that he bought the sex toy the day before just to take it to the game. Lopez was booked into jail on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material. The WNBA and PHX Arena both want Lopez to be prosecuted for disorderly conduct.
(Barstool Sports)
Filed Under: NBA
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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navy4 months
Would be legendary if the dude said “I dildo nuffin”
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VoxDawg4 months
It's the most publicity they've gotten since Sophie Cunningham grabbed that hood rat by the weave.
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Mobile Patriot4 months
Don't Liberals want to teach young children what dildos are and how to use them?
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HeadSlash4 months
Not guilty
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WTFhappened4 months
Make him wear a green dildo costume and clean the arena bathroom urinals.
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blueboxer11194 months
There needs to be dildo throwing at every game.
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“Documents state that he bought the sex toy the day before just to take it to the game.”

This line made me laugh for some reason.
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YMCA4 months
Time to start a go fund me.
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Rantrambler4 months
Too bad he never got the suction cup to stick. That woulda been funny
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Boudreaux Jones4 months
"He desires a prosecution" lol
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ImBatman4 months
He looks like a dildo.
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Rex Feral4 months
We should cover his bail.
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jizzle66094 months
Dudes going to make some money now. Lolllll
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Laugh More4 months
“Appeared in court.” Anyone else wish the kid appeared ON court waving the green dildo of justice?
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SWAT4 months
With all the real crime happening so glad the cops focused all their resources on this. Now we can all feel safe at night.
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chinhoyang4 months
What a waste of money to prosecute ...
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SEC Doctor4 months
What a loser.
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MFn GIMP4 months
The "victim"? Agreed.
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SEC Doctor4 months
If you brought your kid to a ball game, you think it would be ok for some idiot to throw a dildo at her? I hope they throw the book at this guy.
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TheRouxGuru4 months
That’s not even close to what happened though you pussy arse liberal
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