Here's Everything Dan Mullen Said About LSU On The SEC Coaches Teleconference

Shitters Full!!

Did anyone expect him to say LSU sucks?

They left out the quote where Dan Mullen said “Joe is going in dry on our secondary and I’ve told our guys it’s only to hurt for 60 minutes.”

Shut up, Mullen. Focus on ur side pieces, u ain’t slick. And bring them gaytors w u, we want all u can offer

The guy is a good coach and he has a good team. I hope we spank them, but I'm not underestimating them. They're coming to play and I know we are too. It's going to be a great game....Geaux Tigahs!!!

Should be a tough game...gonna be fun Saturday night.

In other news, Mullen is praying for another hurricane so they can reschedule to Florida for the next 7 years in a row.

I don’t know why anyone even interviews most coaches. Bland coachspeak every time.

Dan Mullen: “Water is wet also.”

Sometime during the game Mullen will out think himself and screw up.... his ego gets in the way and he wants to show how great a coach he his and he will try something totally stupid.

Screw Dan Mullen and Florida. LSU owes these pricks and should destroy Florida.

He legitimately sounds scared