Watch Golfer Paige Spiranac Compete In A Hot-Dog Eating Contest

Right now those six hot dogs are being digested and extracted for nutrients and the bulk of it is being turned into shite that will likely exit her a-hole in a long, thick, steamy turd that she has to really grunt and strain to get out before it breaks in half.

“I had so much in my mouth I just could not swallow it.”

Put 10mins on the clock and let’s see me eat her taco.

I impressed that as a married woman, she volunteered to take down even a single weiner.

I wish she’d gobble my frankfurter.

We didn't need this video to know that she is a champ at putting down weiners.

I hate it when she is shoving wieners in her mouth, and I am not there.

I hate my life

I wonder who held her hair back while she threw up those weiners.

Those puppies get bigger with every video

She doesn't take herself too seriously. God for her.

I think she'd do better with real Man Meat!

Split top buns...

If she'd just loosen the knot on her "shirt" she'd be able to fit a few dogs in.

She shouldn't talk with her mouth full! If she would have untied that shirt, I'm sure she could have eaten a few more...

She definitely knows how to suck cock

She definitely knows what she is doing.

Still waiting to be her Ken doll

I’ll give her credit for making a legitimate attempt. I thought she’d eat 1 or 2 and start acting like there was no way she could possibly eat another. That being said, there was so much potential to make the video one to remember, but we knew that wouldn’t happen since the tease is her game.

None of us are surprised whatsoever that she can handle down a few wieners. Still, God bless her.