Phil Mickelson HAs Quite The Morning Coffee Routine

He forgot the FIGJAM.

Then after about 10 minutes, I drop a fat shite before hitting the links

I hate social media, but Phil Mickelson on twitter is gold and even I can't deny it.

I use l theanine every day in the morning with my coffee. Everyone should try it, it literally takes all the jitters away from the coffee. If you get the suntheanine type it has a hint of sweetness to it. It was life changing for me, I hate the way coffee makes me feel but with l theanine it is smooth energy.

The sip and "so good" ending would make a great gif.

HITTING BOMBS

Instant for me

T-2 at WGC last week at 50. He’s never had an injury. It’s working pretty damn well . He’s my guy

It's a lot of shite, but hey, if it keeps you healthy with older age, get after it Phil

The most California cup of coffee. Ever.

Damn my morning goal is just trying not to get grounds in my coffee.

I wouldn’t be able to play, I’d star shitting after the the third hole, DQ!

Sounds pretty good but I don't have the patience to put all that shite in. Just pour it black and drink it. Like the men do it Hefty!

I was waiting for the concoction to be administered via enema after all that rigmarole.