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Remind me not to golf with Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones...
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“The rules are — I have to whip it out if I don’t hit it past the ladies’ tees, which I manage most of the time,” Douglas, 78, told the Guardian. “But there have been times when we’re playing alone, and have to give her a little show because we are competitive.”

The “Basic Instinct” and “Ant-Man” legend then clarified: “But only when I play with my wife.”

“There has been an issue with paparazzi, so I make him go into the bushes. A deal is a deal,” Zeta-Jones quipped.
(Barstool Sports)
Filed Under: Golf
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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BGLAVI227 months
Ant Man Legend? Yeah no-one ties him into Ant-Man.
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BabyTac27 months
Dude slayed a lot of top poon in his prime.
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Tshiz27 months
Only pulling it out if she’s taking care of business
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blueboxer111927 months
He notoriously has some dick rot. Google it.
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TerryDawg0327 months
I'll take your word on it.
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GaryGator27 months
Shouldn't this be something that you just keep between the two of you?
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ThatTahoeOverThere27 months
Romance and the kidney stone
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patnuh27 months
Romancing the kidney stone.
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tigerfan8427 months
"Basic Instinct and Antman"?? I can think of a dozen Michael Douglas movies off the top of my head before I think of Antman.
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BGLAVI227 months
Today's journalism writes to a phantom 13 year old girl.
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theBru27 months
I would whip it out for her, too! Only problem is she would laff so hard, it might mess up her game...
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diat15027 months
In her prime she was one of the prettiest women in the world.
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Geaux Guy27 months
Still is
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Fightin Okra27 months
Daughter picking up where CZJ left off
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Corso27 months
CZJ in The Mask of Zorro is a contender for GOAT
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