Get Yourself Someone Who Irons Your Indoor Putting Mat For You

At his Dad's assisted living apartment - Pawgal

Putting irony into golf.

No ring or kids (I bet). She will do anything.

And all he could give her was an apartment.

Thats the only thing she did cleaning in that place all day. She waited for the keys to turn and then jump into to ironing the putting green.

At least he doesn’t sound like a stoner. Not that there’s anything wrong with being one.

she's working hard for a bigger house

Jenny could get it...