Reporter Tried To End Her News Story About A New Gym With A Swish & Just Couldn't

maybe if she took off that jacket and let those sweater puppies breathe it would be easier to make that shot

Stick to draining sacks

Those grandma glasses ain't helping that shot.

She got some nice Pumpkins

Boy, would I

She seemed to go through all the different types of balls... except for two that is.

She got that librarian thing going.

I would work her in basketball.

Titties

Tig ole bitties obstructing the shot

Bet she’s a naughty nerd