Reporter Tried To End Her News Story About A New Gym With A Swish & Just Couldn't

Bet she’s a naughty nerd

Tig ole bitties obstructing the shot

Titties

I would work her in basketball.

She got that librarian thing going.

She seemed to go through all the different types of balls... except for two that is.

Boy, would I

She got some nice Pumpkins

Those grandma glasses ain't helping that shot.

Stick to draining sacks

maybe if she took off that jacket and let those sweater puppies breathe it would be easier to make that shot