Jake Gyllenhaal Says He Sliced Hand In Fight Scene W/ Conor McGregor, Got Staph

I'm not saying that I'd laugh at Jake Gyllenhaal dying off. But a "Jake Gyllenhaal dead from Connor McGregor staph infection" headline would be considerably chuckle worthy.

Truth be told, a staph infection is probably one of the more desirable infections that ole Conor could give you.

That nasty little McGregor bastard is an infection on the arse of the world

He ain’t quittin him

They've fricked

I just don’t get sub six foot 150lb fighting.

Ain't that what only women get? Oh wait...that's a yeast infection.

2 assholes the world wouldn't miss.