Texas Officially Announces New Head Coach Steve Sarkisian

All I hope is, TEXAS CONTINUES TO SUCK.

Cheers! Except for you Steve. You can’t toast on this ya lush.

Booger eater...

LOL Texas AD >>>>>> LSU AD.

He doesn't have to work for Saban and gets to live in a place that doesn't stink. Two thumbs up!

I wonder how long he’ll stay sober Without an eagle-eyed disciplinarian like Saban watching over him. For his sake, I hope he survives

Perfect fit