Nick Saban Reveals Two Most Important Words On Scouting Report

Saban: “The strength coach said that he wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.” ?? Eminem: “I wouldn’t piss on fire to put you out.” ??

And that's one of the reasons he's GOAT.

He's is 100% right

But... he’s surrounded by all 5 star offensive lineman and has never faced any adversity

Aight process

“Strength coach says he wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire”. Wonder how his players feel about such a comment, but he has won multiple championships, and he provides nice vehicles, aight.

"Deez nutz"

Two words -- Derrius Guice.

"Strong power runner inside; great top end speed in space; can catch out of the backfield; can make tacklers miss; first tackler rarely brings him down; projects as a 7-10year player...But...he's kind of rapey and has a fetish for geriatric women."

AND, go see this guy. He'll hook you up on the car we discussed, BUT,we never discussed it, aight?

Ehh, he's parroting Dr. Kevin Elko.

It sucks to get caught with weed and guns, BUT, if you play for Alabama we can sweep dat under da rug.