
Dr Van Nostrand
Favorite team: | Auburn ![]() |
Location: | Alabama |
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Number of Posts: | 355 |
Registered on: | 11/30/2012 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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Florida Uniforms
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 8/24/19 at 9:08 pm
UF pants look like they are wearing string bikinis underneath them.
re: IM Looks like Pickens will qualify at Georgia
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 2/15/19 at 12:43 pm
He is learning to count by 100's...
re: You are our new AD starting today
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 12/1/17 at 2:34 pm
A 5 year performance based contract.
$450k per 2018 regular season win.
Win Iron Bowl +$150k.
Win West +$250k
Win SEC +$1M
Win NC +$2M
Gus would be at $4.9 now with $3M left for the taking.
Pay increases- 5% increase to above numbers yearly for 2019,2020,2021,2022
Buyout- if fired for poor performance- 1 year based on the previous years performance.
Buyout if he leaves for another job- He would owe us 1 years pay based on his previous year's performance.
$450k per 2018 regular season win.
Win Iron Bowl +$150k.
Win West +$250k
Win SEC +$1M
Win NC +$2M
Gus would be at $4.9 now with $3M left for the taking.
Pay increases- 5% increase to above numbers yearly for 2019,2020,2021,2022
Buyout- if fired for poor performance- 1 year based on the previous years performance.
Buyout if he leaves for another job- He would owe us 1 years pay based on his previous year's performance.
re: List the team you feel will make most improvement and disappoint most in 2016
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 12/15/15 at 11:00 am
Auburn will be "most improved" by spring and over summer and then will disappoint again in 2016.....
re: Why does Auburn put so much emphasis on the Heisman Trophy?
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 12/6/15 at 10:32 pm
Speaking of things that AU fans have that bammers don't...do you mean like degrees from our universities and ....class? Lol!
Henry becomes the first deserving Alabama player to win. Won't be close and shouldn't be. The best player on probably the best team.
:cheers:
Henry becomes the first deserving Alabama player to win. Won't be close and shouldn't be. The best player on probably the best team.
:cheers:
re: Who Would be a Good OC for Auburn?
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 11/17/15 at 11:07 pm
Borges....Al Borges.
re: How can we as fans show our displeasure
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 11/14/15 at 7:18 pm
This. Minus the swastikas.
Shitty teams go to shitty bowl games and still roll to them pimp style....then end up losing money to play in a loser unnecessary bowl
AU should decline the impending crappy bowl invite and use the time and money to start seriously recruiting players and coaches for 2016.
Shitty teams go to shitty bowl games and still roll to them pimp style....then end up losing money to play in a loser unnecessary bowl
AU should decline the impending crappy bowl invite and use the time and money to start seriously recruiting players and coaches for 2016.
re: Lashlee has to get somewhere...
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 11/14/15 at 7:09 pm
Al Borges.
re: Can anyone tell me how our gunner getting dragged down from behind
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 11/14/15 at 5:38 pm
Should have been a penalty.
Refs and coaches called a bad game today.
I know everyone that cares about AU is pissed and scratching our heads but this extra back and forth between fans of the same program only makes us all look silly.
War Eagle Anyway!
Refs and coaches called a bad game today.
I know everyone that cares about AU is pissed and scratching our heads but this extra back and forth between fans of the same program only makes us all look silly.
War Eagle Anyway!
re: Any chance Mississippi State loses to the Gumps?
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 11/9/15 at 5:08 pm
Sorry. There is zero chance that Miss St beats the bumps.
re: What are your thoughts on A&M?
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 11/2/15 at 10:49 pm
I think will be similar to last Sat.
May stay close for close to 3 quarters but AU loses by 10-12 points.
Coaches interrupt somewhat successful drives by putting JJ in and then don't even have enough faith in their own plays and players to risk it on 4th and short in the red zone.
Pass defense just bad. Gave up 500+ yards total and 400+ passing last week.
May stay close for close to 3 quarters but AU loses by 10-12 points.
Coaches interrupt somewhat successful drives by putting JJ in and then don't even have enough faith in their own plays and players to risk it on 4th and short in the red zone.
Pass defense just bad. Gave up 500+ yards total and 400+ passing last week.
re: Question about Heisman Room
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 11/2/15 at 10:36 pm
The one in the Tigers Den in Jordan Hare?
Got nothing to do with the Heisman winners or the Heisman Society seating section below the press box.
It's a private room where they try to seal the deal with recruits to commit or donors contemplating a big or bigger donation.
It's all fun and games until they bring out the paperwork.....
Have had a couple of meetings in there....all expensive.
Got nothing to do with the Heisman winners or the Heisman Society seating section below the press box.
It's a private room where they try to seal the deal with recruits to commit or donors contemplating a big or bigger donation.
It's all fun and games until they bring out the paperwork.....
Have had a couple of meetings in there....all expensive.
re: Beating UGA
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 11/2/15 at 10:28 pm
"Beating UGA....."
Let me just stop you right there.
Sorry
Let me just stop you right there.
Sorry
re: Official bring back Trooper thread
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 10/24/15 at 1:10 pm
Despite his antics and off field issues, his receivers could catch the football!
Ours couldn't catch the clap in an Arkansas whorehouse!
Ours couldn't catch the clap in an Arkansas whorehouse!
re: Who deserves to be fired?
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 10/24/15 at 1:02 pm
B) Lashlee is a Malzhan apprentice and brings nothing to the offensive game plan that Gus hasn't already thought of and can't offer any new ideas in the event of a down game or season. No recruiting advantage by having him as the O coordinator.
C) Dameyune was a great player but was hired as a top recruiter and hasn't delivered. His receivers are possibly the worst coached in the conference. As Duke's position coach, he should not have allowed his lack of effort and poor play on the field to continue. Also, only considered coming to AU from Free Shoes if we doubled his salary so no heartfelt need to come home to coach his beloved Tigers.
D) Same as C. Rodney was hired to deliver 5 star recruits from the greater Atlanta area and has not. His D line is woeful. Also, like Craig, insisted on a huge pay increase before even considering making the move back to his alma mater (which UGA refused to match obviously).
I believe Gus get this offseason to make the necessary changes to his staff and the 2016 season to improve over what will likely be a 5-6 win season. If he refuses to make these painful, but needed, changes (like Tubbs did) the seat will be warm by September, 2016.
Jay Jacobs, like Tim Jackson are good Auburn men ..wink wink and aren't going anywhere.
War Eagle Anyway!
C) Dameyune was a great player but was hired as a top recruiter and hasn't delivered. His receivers are possibly the worst coached in the conference. As Duke's position coach, he should not have allowed his lack of effort and poor play on the field to continue. Also, only considered coming to AU from Free Shoes if we doubled his salary so no heartfelt need to come home to coach his beloved Tigers.
D) Same as C. Rodney was hired to deliver 5 star recruits from the greater Atlanta area and has not. His D line is woeful. Also, like Craig, insisted on a huge pay increase before even considering making the move back to his alma mater (which UGA refused to match obviously).
I believe Gus get this offseason to make the necessary changes to his staff and the 2016 season to improve over what will likely be a 5-6 win season. If he refuses to make these painful, but needed, changes (like Tubbs did) the seat will be warm by September, 2016.
Jay Jacobs, like Tim Jackson are good Auburn men ..wink wink and aren't going anywhere.
War Eagle Anyway!
re: What's going on with Jay Ratliff?
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 10/23/15 at 10:50 pm
Should have kept his name Jay.... Jeremiah likes the illegal substances too much!
I'm sure he has saved or invested his millions wisely though so no big deal.
Rock on Jay.... Keep it real!
I'm sure he has saved or invested his millions wisely though so no big deal.
Rock on Jay.... Keep it real!
re: Do you think Auburn players regret picking them over Alabama?
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 10/10/15 at 12:42 am
That's actually a pretty funny retort. Up vote
re: Somewhat verified full story of Duke sitch.
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 10/9/15 at 8:37 am
Thanks . It's a good read and prob even some truth to it. Only part I will openly disagree with is that we lost our best wr. He is a thug, lazy arse and has helped suck the life out of our program. AU needs a real receivers coach that would not tolerate this kind of drag arse pouty behavior on the field. I know he isn't loved on this board but Trooper would have made Duke a better receiver. And No, I don't want Trooper back .....or Duke.
re: rest of the schedule
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 9/26/15 at 9:44 pm
Completely agree. No confidence or balls by coaching staff.
Heads needs to roll
Heads needs to roll
re: IF we have a losing season
Posted by Dr Van Nostrand on 9/19/15 at 9:06 pm
Only San Jose st and Idaho are winnable with this bunch.
Put in Tucker Tuberville.....can't be worse than the shite show that Kiehl Frazier Jr. #6 is
putting on. And coaches are gonna keep him in.... ?????
Put in Tucker Tuberville.....can't be worse than the shite show that Kiehl Frazier Jr. #6 is
putting on. And coaches are gonna keep him in.... ?????
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