Favorite team:Arkansas 
Location:In the moment
Biography:I was born. I grew up. Here I am.
Interests:Your little sister
Occupation:King of the Ozarks
Number of Posts:34
Registered on:12/13/2008
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So cute when trash programs have a single season of relevance.

re: SEC baseball tournament sold out

Posted by stronguard on 5/18/21 at 4:47 pm
I vote for Monticello. UAM has a nice little field.

re: check in if you're fat

Posted by stronguard on 5/18/21 at 4:47 pm
Nope..... When Roy D Mercer asks " How big a boy are ya?" all you gotta do is answer "Stronguards size" and that MF'er will shite his pants and hang up.

re: check in if you're fat

Posted by stronguard on 5/18/21 at 4:31 pm
Checkin in twice... 6'5 #425 can still outrun and outlift most of you

re: VOls.... Are you ready?

Posted by stronguard on 5/14/21 at 9:25 pm
Little orange fought hard for an inning. Losing a game like that can alter a season. Vols know that no lead is safe, Hogs know that no lead is insurmountable....time for a sweep
Check'd. Vols put up a good fight for an inning

re: Friday 5/14 SEC Baseball Thread

Posted by stronguard on 5/14/21 at 6:36 pm
5-4 that early rush of emotion is fading away. I hear some puckering on the radio comming from the home dugout and stands
I guess techniacally "First Four Out" is the top of the NIT draw. Good luck with that
It can be Florida this year. We may let another team have that distinction next year. Won't be LSU though, they'll still suck
Yeah guys, the ONLY teams Harsin lost to were juggernauts...

BYU, Utah State, Air Force, New Mexico, BYU, SDSU & Wyoming.

SEC better watch out for big bad Harsin and his magic offense that looks like very other early 40s coach in America. Harsins a joke


POSGus will have a better record at UCF than Harsin does at Aubie.
Top 6 scores and their top 3 managers. Nobody left to give rubdowns

re: Bourbon

Posted by stronguard on 5/12/21 at 5:44 pm
Im partial to Woodford Reserve. But if you're offering Knob Creek I aint sayin no
Yet another heartbroken fansbase...sigh....at least theres Sweet Pea BBQ clese by

re: Peter Warrick: ACC Icon

Posted by stronguard on 5/12/21 at 5:41 pm
Bama was around, they just didn't give out as many Free Shoes cause there weren't none to be had.

re: Good ideas for tRant screen names

Posted by stronguard on 5/12/21 at 5:38 pm
HarsinBuggy

PiratesoftheMissippian

DudeWheresMyLBer (Tenner fans only)

HighBeamers

re: 2021 SEC Coaching Rankings

Posted by stronguard on 5/12/21 at 5:33 pm
Ever notice how a fanbase gets all salty when they know they've peaked and are on a downhill slide

At the same time, when a program is on the upswing, the posters are full of joy and optimism.

Enjoy the slide with Br"y"an Dale

re: 2021 SEC Coaching Rankings

Posted by stronguard on 5/12/21 at 5:15 pm
Proud of those Poinsetta, Las Vegas, 1st Responder and CACTUS Bowl games aren't ya?

Aubie is a retarded big bro. They beat up on the little guys and cower to the big boys. Hogs are growing up fast. Harsin is a joke


Yeah, thought I'd see what all the fuss is about

re: 2021 SEC Coaching Rankings

Posted by stronguard on 5/12/21 at 4:43 pm
SEC is waaayyy down if Harsin is the 6th best coach. He inherited every win he's ever had.