Sea Of Hands
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
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| Number of Posts: | 93 |
| Registered on: | 5/29/2026 |
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re: Class Action Lawsuit Filed Against College Sports Commission
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/9/26 at 6:14 pm to FIREAWAY
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As it should be. If university's don't want to compete, let them fold. I want to see the University's football team not paid athletes. Let it all be volunteers.
Let them all be anything but Volunteers. I don't see how letting all the athletes who don't get paid going to Tennessee is going to help college football.
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re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 8:34 pm to Bryno1960
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Yes, considering that I am one. All the LSU fans I come into contact with on a daily basis are some of the best people you’d ever meet.
Very rarely does an a-hole hanging around a large group of other assholes have the self-awareness to realize he is an a-hole.
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 8:33 pm to SidewalkTiger
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There are a lot of folks here with weird complexes towards LSU and its fans. Altie has such a large complex that he constantly has to create new alters to post on this board because he keeps getting banned. But he can't quit.
Bernard, there are way too many people here like you that have these odd complexes about LSU being discussed on an LSU board.
It's weird. Please stop being that way. And try to stop having illusions that are telling you I am one of your long lost friends named Altie. Your brain may not be working right at this moment. Take a break.
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 8:25 pm to Lucado
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All true.
She told me that you were always a little shithead growing up and she suspected you were a psychopath from about the age of 4.
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 8:22 pm to Lucado
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They've either never been to a game in BR or are just trolling. We have one of the most accomodating fan bases in the country. People who will literally invite you into their tailgate if you're just walking by and feed you before the game. There might be some friendly banter about the game, but all of this folklore about piss balloons and other BS is just that. I've experienced exactly one encounter with LSU fans harrassing opposing fans over the years that I was embarrassed to see, and a group of us quickly broke it up. And I've had season tickets for years. I've been to several SEC venues. Most fans are civil but don't really give you the time of day like LSU fans do. Auburn is one exception. Their fans are great.
LSU fans are some of the most savage, uncivilized, backward, ignorant fan-bases on the face of the Earth.
The grown ups send drone squads of little illiterate children coonasses to curse out opposing fans entering their stadium.
The drunken, staggering, coward adults search the parking lot in BR for cars not from Louisiana to key them and bust the windows out.
They all want to fight, but never one on one. A coon-arse can only fight if the odds are 3 or 4 to 1 or better. It's their nature to be weak.
When you try to be civil to any of them, you can't understand what they are saying because they are really stupid and don't talk a normal English language that can be understood by regular people.
Most of their women are tramps and resemble dark and ugly mongooses with various warts and moles.
re: Big 12 might boycott Texas Tech
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 8:13 pm to OU Guy
What's wrong with a little gambling? He is a grown man. Are they going to say players can't have a beer or smoke a joint? Is the NCAA going to go back to the old times and tell players they aren't allowed to have girlfriends or get married while they are student athletes?
It's 2026. People are tired of old, almost dead men trying to govern young people.
It's 2026. People are tired of old, almost dead men trying to govern young people.
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 8:09 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Dude is absolutely incapable of answering a simple question. It's amazing.
I'm sure there are several people, maybe dozens, here who have autism. It's nothing for you to be ashamed of. I would never criticize someone for being born a certain way.
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 8:07 pm to Bryno1960
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Just curious: for those who label LSU as a trash school and LSU fans as trash people, have you ever actually met an LSU fan outside of this forum?
Have you ever met an LSU fan? Did you notice any of your property missing after they left?
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 8:04 pm to Lucado
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See. It's 6:00 pm. He's up now.
Your mom said she never liked you and you were her least favorite child.
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 8:03 pm to SidewalkTiger
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I've noticed that across all of your alters, you do the same thing. You'll post a paragraph or two. Then edit and add another. Then edit and add more.
Just curious, are you posting before your idea is finished or what's happening there?
You sure are a curious little autist, aren't you, Bernard. I've never been a member of this site before; you must be having a cognitive overload fit. Or, what is called for people with your condition, a triggered meltdown episode.
Put on some noise cancelling headphones, wrap yourself in a heavy blanket, and try your best not to talk to anyone until you snap out of it.
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 7:34 pm to SidewalkTiger
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I'll take your word for it.
You don't have to take my word for it. Just ask any coon-arse on the site and they will tell you that, by Louisiana Civil Law/Code under the property contract section, they are allowed to live there in small numbers.
The percentages of them allowed is regulated though, so as not to lower property values.
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 7:27 pm to SidewalkTiger
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He wasn't using it as a flex, he was saying that Altie incorrectly described him as a "coonarse" when he actually lives in North LA.
There's a coonass here and there in north Louisiana, Bernard. Don't try to trick people. It's not like there is a sign where north Louisiana begins that says "No Coon-asses Allowed".
They still hide in the shadows and lurk around the corners. While not heavily populated with coon-asses, they can still be found in the real trashy and rundown areas up there.
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 6:11 pm to tigerbait2010
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It’s wise to get your jabs in while you can. The short era of being cheeks is officially over
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 6:09 pm to Lucado
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Altie usually goes off on several rants during his early morning drunken stupor. You just have to ignore it. He will wake up again later today.
re: Alabama becomes the first school ever to...
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 5:55 pm to Govt Tide
re: All BS and trolling aside, if bama pulls it off
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 5:47 pm to idlewatcher
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You sound retarded.
Dude gives your team props and you shite on him. Typical dirty gump.
Not him specifically. Just everyone in his family, everyone in the state of Louisiana, and every LSU fan in the entire nation.
Personally, he's fine by me. I don't even know what you are mad about.
re: All BS and trolling aside, if bama pulls it off
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 1:28 pm to pgaddxn
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There is some butthurt dummies up in here.
There are some butthurt dummies up in here.
Or in LSU fan speak: "There done be some butthurt dummies in hea who dat don't know nuttin".
re: All BS and trolling aside, if bama pulls it off
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 1:23 pm to pgaddxn
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There is some butthurt dummies up in here. If you aren’t the idiots I’m talking about stop getting in the car with them.
To be clear.
I genuinely want to see yall win. I think it will be good for baseball.
I read that people like you can actually get diseases from sucking dick. Don't imagine you are safe just because that is all you are doing. I like LSU fans and don't want to hear about them being afflicted with nasty STD's.
re: All BS and trolling aside, if bama pulls it off
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 1:19 pm to pgaddxn
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No I didn’t. I insulted the stupid ones that are here. Not all of them. Just the stupid ones and definitely not the actual real life fans. Just the online brain dead idiots. Keep shaking your head, maybe something will rattle around and click inside there.
I didn't look at your original post in this light. I didn't realize you weren't being sarcastic and were being genuine.
In that case, let me say that I have nothing against the LSU teams, any sport, except for every single one of their ignorant, slack jawed, untrustworthy, thieving, unwashed, mutant fans who are constantly sucking up good air that normal people in other states could be breathing.
re: All BS and trolling aside, if bama pulls it off
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/8/26 at 1:49 am to pgaddxn
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I will be highly impressed. Just a couple years removed from one of the lowest points in baseball to a scrappy arse baseball team that has a chance at making some magic happen. That’s quite the accomplishment and as bad as the majority of your dumb fricking online fanbase is, i will still pull for yall to do the highly improbable.
If this highly commendable praise of Alabama and it's fans was coming from anyone but a member of a fan-base that wears chicken dicks around their necks to ward off hoodoo spirits, slurps crawdad shite like it's honey, speaks such a mumbled, jumbled version of English in such a low class and ignorant fashion as to make everyone believe they have fetal alcohol syndrome, and have the body odor of a dying goat, I would be impressed.
Coming from an LSU fan though, the compliment doesn't mean much. Thanks anyway, though.
re: LSU went 1-20 against SEC teams with winning records in the Big 3 Sports
Posted by Sea Of Hands on 6/7/26 at 11:11 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Okay, it's clear you can only deflect and project. See you under the next alter.
You have some kind of weird complex that makes you not want anyone to talk about LSU on an LSU board. That is insane.
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