Elbow Jenkins
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| Registered on: | 7/10/2022 |
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re: Which hog shirt is your favorite
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 8:50 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Which hog shirt is your favorite
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re: Scenario- Guy gets busted with Child Porn, offers to snitch on the source
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 7:50 pm to deeprig9
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Obviously we burn the producers at the stake... but the first guy who turned them over, do you let him walk in return for flipping on the actual abusers?
Producing is 100X worse.
You do what you have to do to stop the children from being harmed. Stopping the abuse of the child is and has to be number one priority.
Give the voyeur the deal. Then watch him like a hawk. He is not going to stop downloading. You will get another run at him.
Safety of the children involved in the production MUST be first and foremost.
re: Top 10 most annoying CFB fanbases
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 5:41 pm to SidewalkTiger
1. Alabama
2. UGA
3. Kentucky
4. LSU
5. Texas
6. Ohio State
7. Everybody else.
2. UGA
3. Kentucky
4. LSU
5. Texas
6. Ohio State
7. Everybody else.
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:43 am to EarlyCuyler3
quote:You're a Biden voting cocksucker and a Bammmer.
You really are a terrible poster.
I win. :dude:
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:41 am to Philzilla2k
quote:Almost always. That is why getting her card surprised me.
So groceries isn’t a joint expenditure?
quote:Nope! She cooks and cleans.
Or do you both cook and decide what to buy on your night in the kitchen?
She asks what I want and I usually give her the same reply. "Whatever you cook I will eat."
Sometimes that backfires. She waill say, "good, you can take me out to eat." GREAT! There went $70-100.
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:38 am to xxTIMMYxx
quote:WHOA, MOTHERfrickER! Did you just diss chocolate nut sundaes?
What grown man has to eat sundaes?
Fight me. Name your Sonic.
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:36 am to xxTIMMYxx
quote:"I'll take what ya' got...not what I want."
But have to build their own cars
I'm sorry you can't custom build at the buy here, pay here lot.
Hell, you can't custom build anywhere now. Not unless you have a year to wait. You can't even buy furniture. We bought a couch in December. Delivered in May.
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:33 am to Caraway Rye
quote:I don't need American Express piddling dangling carrot enough to fool with it.
We use a Blue Cash Preferred card only for grocery stores because its 6% cash back
What a brag. "I gots me an American Express Card." :rotflmao:
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:31 am to lynxcat
quote::rotflmao:
Your approach to marriage and finances screams high likelihood of divorce. What a poor way of approaching life together.
It has worked for a couple decades now.
Unlike you and your wife. We were both financially independent before the marriage. If one of us leaves tomorrow. The other's lifestyle won't suffer.
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:29 am to High C
quote:Reading comprehension not your strong suit?
You’re telling me that she doesn’t give you permission to shop very often, and you’re going to prove her right in doing so?
I buy what I want when I want. :lol:
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:27 am to AlextheBodacious
quote:Wait...my bad. I forgot. You have to actually have a bank account to use a debit card.
Shopping with a debit card is trashy.
Thank you for supporting UT. Allan Joens who owns Check Into Cash is huge UT donor. We\e appreciate you cashing your check there. :cheers:
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:26 am to AlextheBodacious
quote::rotflmao:
Shopping with a debit card is trashy.
What a stupid son of a bitch. I'm sure you have a special "bank to grocery store" wire transfer in place.
I can see your house. "Honey, you got a ten dollar bill? I need some Redman." :rolleyes:
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:23 am to Oates Mustache
quote:Are y'all that broke around your house? :confused:
I asked specifically how you calculate how much each person pays on bills. Unless your salary is identical, someone is getting shafted.
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:19 am to Philzilla2k
quote:We just figure out what we need/want this month. Then we split the deposit.
So how does that work? Do you both contribute to the joint account? Or do you pay yourselves from the joint account to your personal accounts?
I can come home and say I bought something that cost whatever. As long as I have my part for OUR stuff. Same with her.
She is not allowed to buy cars without me. She is a terrible "car lawyer". She can buy any car she wants. I do the negotiations. The last time she "negotiated" the car never left the lot. I went online and built the same car she was buying. They wanted $12,000 and her car more than I could build it for on the manufacturer's site.
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:13 am to Oates Mustache
quote:We both make good money. We have never had a fight about money.
So you both make the same amount of money, or do you determine bills by percentage of salary?
I can do anything I want except frick other women. Not sure what her hang-up with that is all about.
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:08 am to Oates Mustache
quote:NOPE! We have joint accounts for all the bills and big purchases and things that married people do like vacations.
Uhhh, cost yall?
We also have accounts that are our own money. I want a new boat? Fine. Use my account and my extra money to pay for it. She wants to splurge on something? She uses her money.
She gave me her debit card. She fricked up.
My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 10:54 am
She had to work today.
Gave me her debit card and a grocery list. Asked me to do the shopping.
She left top quality steaks, a pecan pie, and all the makings for a top notch chocolate nut sundae off the list.
I'm sure as I peruse the aisles I will see many other things she forgot to put on the list.
This is going to cost her. :pimp:
Gave me her debit card and a grocery list. Asked me to do the shopping.
She left top quality steaks, a pecan pie, and all the makings for a top notch chocolate nut sundae off the list.
I'm sure as I peruse the aisles I will see many other things she forgot to put on the list.
This is going to cost her. :pimp:
re: Harriet Hageman Video (Liz Cheney’s opponent)
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 10:34 am to cajunangelle
quote:I am an American who voted for Trump twice.
are you a DeSantis pusher sign on in July democrat or a Bushy?
Are you a whoring dicksucker like Kamala or just the standard Obama worshipping, Biden voting, woke bitch?
re: Time to rank the US States
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 10:31 am to Palmetto98
quote::rotflmao:
A Tier
North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Washington, Utah, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, Montana
You have obviously never been to these states. :rolleyes:
quote:Only Connecticut belongs on D tier. :rolleyes:
D Tier
Tennessee, Alabama, Kentucky, the Dakotas, Kansas, Connecticut,
quote:You SERIOUSLY have not been to these states.
B Tier
Massachusetts, Maryland, Minnesota, Michigan, Georgia, Virginia, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Idaho
re: Eli Gold?
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 10:22 am to Eli Goldfinger
quote:What is wrong with him? Little Nicky give him Monkeypox?
Back with a jelly roll, bitch.
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