Elbow Jenkins
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| Registered on: | 7/10/2022 |
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re: Which hog shirt is your favorite
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 8:50 pm
[quote]Which hog shirt is your favorite[/quote]
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re: Scenario- Guy gets busted with Child Porn, offers to snitch on the source
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 7:50 pm
[quote]Obviously we burn the producers at the stake... but the first guy who turned them over, do you let him walk in return for flipping on the actual abusers?[/quote]
Producing is 100X worse.
You do what you have to do to stop the children from being harmed. Stopping the abuse of the child is ...
re: Top 10 most annoying CFB fanbases
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 5:41 pm
1. Alabama
2. UGA
3. Kentucky
4. LSU
5. Texas
6. Ohio State
7. Everybody else....
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:43 am
[quote]You really are a terrible poster.[/quote]You're a Biden voting cocksucker and a Bammmer.
I win. :dude:...
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:41 am
[quote]So groceries isn’t a joint expenditure?[/quote]Almost always. That is why getting her card surprised me.[quote]Or do you both cook and decide what to buy on your night in the kitchen?
[/quote]Nope! She cooks and cleans.
She asks what I want and I usually give her the same reply. "Whatever...
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:38 am
[quote]What grown man has to eat sundaes?[/quote]WHOA, MOTHERfrickER! Did you just diss chocolate nut sundaes?
Fight me. Name your Sonic. ...
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:36 am
[quote]But have to build their own cars[/quote]"I'll take what ya' got...not what I want."
I'm sorry you can't custom build at the buy here, pay here lot.
Hell, you can't custom build anywhere now. Not unless you have a year to wait. You can't even buy furniture. We bought a couch in December....
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:33 am
[quote]We use a Blue Cash Preferred card only for grocery stores because its 6% cash back[/quote]I don't need American Express piddling dangling carrot enough to fool with it.
What a brag. "I gots me an American Express Card." :rotflmao:...
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:31 am
[quote]Your approach to marriage and finances screams high likelihood of divorce. What a poor way of approaching life together.[/quote] :rotflmao:
It has worked for a couple decades now.
Unlike you and your wife. We were both financially independent before the marriage. If one of us leaves to...
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:29 am
[quote]You’re telling me that she doesn’t give you permission to shop very often, and you’re going to prove her right in doing so?[/quote]Reading comprehension not your strong suit?
I buy what I want when I want. :lol:...
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:27 am
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Shopping with a debit card is trashy.
[/quote]Wait...my bad. I forgot. You have to actually have a bank account to use a debit card.
Thank you for supporting UT. Allan Joens who owns Check Into Cash is huge UT donor. We\e appreciate you cashing your check there. :cheers:...
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:26 am
[quote]Shopping with a debit card is trashy.[/quote] :rotflmao:
What a stupid son of a bitch. I'm sure you have a special "bank to grocery store" wire transfer in place.
I can see your house. "Honey, you got a ten dollar bill? I need some Redman." :rolleyes:...
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:23 am
[quote]I asked specifically how you calculate how much each person pays on bills. Unless your salary is identical, someone is getting shafted.[/quote]Are y'all that broke around your house? :confused:...
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:19 am
[quote]So how does that work? Do you both contribute to the joint account? Or do you pay yourselves from the joint account to your personal accounts?[/quote]We just figure out what we need/want this month. Then we split the deposit.
I can come home and say I bought something that cost whatever. A...
re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:13 am
[quote]So you both make the same amount of money, or do you determine bills by percentage of salary?[/quote]We both make good money. We have never had a fight about money.
I can do anything I want except frick other women. Not sure what her hang-up with that is all about.
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re: My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 11:08 am
[quote]Uhhh, cost yall?[/quote]NOPE! We have joint accounts for all the bills and big purchases and things that married people do like vacations.
We also have accounts that are our own money. I want a new boat? Fine. Use my account and my extra money to pay for it. She wants to splurge on somethi...
My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 10:54 am
She had to work today.
Gave me her debit card and a grocery list. Asked me to do the shopping.
She left top quality steaks, a pecan pie, and all the makings for a top notch chocolate nut sundae off the list.
I'm sure as I peruse the aisles I will see many other things she forgot to put on t...
re: Harriet Hageman Video (Liz Cheney’s opponent)
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 10:34 am
[quote]are you a DeSantis pusher sign on in July democrat or a Bushy?[/quote]I am an American who voted for Trump twice.
Are you a whoring dicksucker like Kamala or just the standard Obama worshipping, Biden voting, woke bitch?...
re: Time to rank the US States
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 10:31 am
[quote]A Tier
North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Washington, Utah, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, Montana[/quote] :rotflmao:
You have obviously never been to these states. :rolleyes:[quote]D Tier
Tennessee, Alabama, Kentucky, the Dakotas, Kansas, Connecticut,[/quote]Only Connecticut belongs on D tier. ...
re: Eli Gold?
Posted by Elbow Jenkins on 8/6/22 at 10:22 am
[quote]Back with a jelly roll, bitch.[/quote]What is wrong with him? Little Nicky give him Monkeypox?...
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