Townes Van Camp

1990 Tennessee.

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I’ll be here tomorrow night after the game so you can tell me how overrated he is

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You seem like the kind of guy who would marry a stripper.

Its worse. I am from Austin. Lived in Pensacola for a year and am in Jacksonville FL now. All three are pretty rough when its hot. But, a early September evening at 98 is fricking terrible in that stadium. Holy shite, upper deck, lower deck, in the shade, I don't care. It is terrible.

I mean, you guys were absolute shite getting skull drug by SC. Being called taters and shite like that. We thought we were signing up for an easy win.

I mean, I am not sure that maximum rustle has been achieved. But, do seem a little rustled.

You know what's good? Beach Road Chicken. For the more pressed for time, a box of Publix tendies and a bottle of Texas Pete's.

You don't like popeyes? If you think there is something wrong with popeyes, there is something wrong with you.

LSU, do the world a favor and shut the homos mouths for the next couple of months.

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Expect a 44-16 type game, as Trevor Lawrence will get another big victory for the LSU Tigers.

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First time I got really drunk was 7th grade. My old man let me and one of my friends drink with him and one of his buddies.

I as drinking Jim Beam, Hot Damn 100, and chasing it with Pabst Blue Ribbon. Hit my first joint that night as well.

Spent 4 hours puking off the front porch. Aint drank Jim Beam once since then.

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Typical arkie trash.