
JimmyValmer
Favorite team: | Colorado ![]() |
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Interests: | Stand-Up |
Occupation: | Comedian |
Number of Posts: | 14 |
Registered on: | 11/27/2018 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: What you need to know about the University of Texas...UGA related
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/26/18 at 5:05 pm
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The University of Texas brags worldwide about how rich they are like all athletically deficient little rich boys do. The problem is that it is all BS. The University of Texas in Austin is not even in the top 10 of largest university endowments. It is less than $5 billion...don't confuse this with the University of Texas SYSTEM endowment that includes the endowment for six medical schools. Texas A&M University in College Station has an endowment at $10 billion. It is so irritating that no one ever calls them out on the BS. They call Finebaum or post in SEC rant about all their money which is total BS/
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Apart from revenue received from tuition and research grants, the university, as part of the Texas A&M University System (TAMUS), is partially funded from two endowments. The smaller endowment, totaling $1.17 billion in assets, is run by the private Texas A&M Foundation.[81] A larger sum is distributed from the Texas Permanent University Fund (PUF). TAMUS holds a minority stake (one-third) in this fund; the remaining two-thirds belongs to the University of Texas System. As of 2006, the PUF ending net asset value stood at $10.3 billion; $400.7 million was distributed to the two university systems in fiscal year 2007.[82][83] Combined, the total endowment for the TAMUS stands at $11.1 billion, as of 2015.[81] Endowment assets dedicated solely to the College Station campus (as of 31 December 2015) are $259.9 million.[84]
k-kettle, meet pot
re: aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/6/18 at 6:25 pm
re: aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/6/18 at 7:44 am

aggy shifting focus of thread
re: aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/4/18 at 10:25 pm
re: aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/4/18 at 10:21 pm

"aggy holding hands and touching noses"
re: aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/4/18 at 10:12 pm

have fun prancing and dancing with Derrick
re: aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/4/18 at 10:09 pm

that's a lie
re: aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/4/18 at 9:14 pm
ole lassie is barking for ya, aggy sarge
re: Aggy commit flips to UCF
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/4/18 at 9:09 pm
he probably r-read aggypedia
re: aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/4/18 at 8:51 pm
re: aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/4/18 at 8:40 pm
Ole Sarge, t-that's your General!
re: aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/4/18 at 8:35 pm
whatever you say, "s-sarge"
aggy facts
Posted by JimmyValmer on 12/4/18 at 8:26 pm
With so many aggy unnerved they didn't get their shot in their pre game turdition
and using the LieSU liberally, I figured it would be a good opportunity to learn them some facts.
aggy stands for nothing
da corps is a joke
aggy 12th man is entirely fiction
aggy endowment aint what they think
aggy like holes in stall
aggy discovered alchemy
UT scholars study aggy

and using the LieSU liberally, I figured it would be a good opportunity to learn them some facts.
aggy stands for nothing

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The oversized adherence "tradition" has long been a point of frustration to the small band of intellectual TAMU alumni. A 1953 university publication contains a letter from an early 1900s graduate of the school who lamented how the conformity-driven culture stunted intellectual growth:
A&M students lack the democratic ideal of open and free discussion, by which to shape decisions. They are moved by mob psychology. Even their leaders fail to understand that a mob acts only with the intelligence of the least intelligent of the group.[1]
The same A&M alumnus wrote:
It is really going to take a philosopher to unravel A&M's traditions and present them without bias. It would be wonderful if A&M's traditions could be regarded as the back sight of an engineer's transit: "Here's where we were;" then flip the telescope over and say, "Here's where we are going."[2]
da corps is a joke


aggy 12th man is entirely fiction
aggy endowment aint what they think

aggy like holes in stall

aggy discovered alchemy

UT scholars study aggy
re: Turn on the Saints game now
Posted by JimmyValmer on 11/29/18 at 8:23 pm
May I ask, sir - are you blind, or r-retarded?
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