Favorite team:Florida 
Location:Chicago w/ B10 Oligarchs
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Interests:Hiring Lobbyists to further my interests
Occupation:Oligarch stuff
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Registered on:11/16/2016
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Hey UGA fans: - oligarchgator
I hope you all vomit on the bus ride back to St. Simons after tomorrow's game. I also hope you have a terrible metaphysical hangover(aka Sunday Scaries) Sunday during the drive back to Athens or Greater Atlanta. Mullen and Grantham are going in Dry. :doublebird:...
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Kirby doesn't have DJ Shockley in the wings or commitment from a Matt Stafford - oligarchgator
This "Kirby is Richt 2.0" talk is a bit premature. I think Jim Donnan 2.0 is a more accurate. Thankfully, we're no longer talking about UGA in the same breath as the ruling class of Bama, Clemson, Ohio State and it's newest member, LSU....
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re: Joe Brady is what Harbaugh and Kirby thought they were getting - oligarchgator
[quote]What in the sam hell are you talking about?[/quote] You don't think this is a possibility 3 or 4 years down the line when Brady's shoes become too big for the OC/passing game coordinator role?...
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Joe Brady is what Harbaugh and Kirby thought they were getting - oligarchgator
with the hire of Josh Gattis and James Coley respectively. You can rest assured that other programs will come hard after Brady. Also, I bet a Sean McVay phenomenon will emerge with Brady, where people who've been around Brady will get hired solely for being in his presence. So, whether Coach O k...
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re: Dear LSU Fans: If you're going to Chomp troll us, please do it on rythm and on beat - oligarchgator
[quote]We’ll do better next year. In Gainsville. Unless y’all forfeit. Again.[/quote] The Chinese Bandits Troll is coming to Gainesville year. I'll make sure of it myself....
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Dear LSU Fans: If you're going to Chomp troll us, please do it on rythm and on beat - oligarchgator
That Chomp troll you pulled on Saturday was way off beat. I couldn't even tell you were trolling. This is how you chomp. TAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAN(Chomp chomp chomp) TAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAN(Chomp chomp chomp) TAAARAAN (Chomp) TAAARAAN (Chomp) TARAN (Chomp faster) TaRan (Chomp Faster) Taran (Cho...
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Official Laugh at UGA thread - oligarchgator
Those Frickers thought that James Coley would take them to promise land. :lol: :lol: :lol: :nana: :booboo: :doublebird: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Mullen and Grantham going in dry on 11/2...
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re: TFWIW: Rumors on Jimbo and the Saudi War - oligarchgator
After yesterday debacle, I just got word from a prominent Houston lawyer, that the plan is going through....
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TFWIW: Rumors on Jimbo and the Saudi War - oligarchgator
I was at an Oligarch retreat in the Swiss Alps recently and heard the following: [img]https://www.geo.tv/assets/uploads/updates/2018-01-23/178199_8428344_updates.jpg[/img] TAMU boosters overextended themselves with Jimbo’s contract and with Jimbo failing to deliver results on the field, [img]...
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re: One of the great traditions of UF-LSU weekend - oligarchgator
[quote]We ended up courting some FL lassies back to my FQ dwelling and making a grand time about it. [/quote] Lies...
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One of the great traditions of UF-LSU weekend - oligarchgator
UF frat bros and sorostitutes unloading their game tickets on bourbon street. It’s probably going on as we speak. According to the CDC, only 6% of gator fans that make the Nola trip actually make it into tiger stadium....
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re: LSU Offense and Downvotes: A research Study - oligarchgator
I'm not going to lie. I am impressed with the amount of downvotes this thread generated...
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re: LSU is lucky Hurricane Matthew postponed the 2016 game - oligarchgator
[quote]why in the world do you think we started asking "what's your plan?" a week in advance...[/quote] Alleva was trying to steal the game and once LSU fans saw the opportunity to avoid a road game at UF, everyone had fake concern over the Hurricane. Also, Mullen, Grantham and Co haven't forg...
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LSU is lucky Hurricane Matthew postponed the 2016 game - oligarchgator
McElwain was going to unleash the wrath of god on Coach O in gainesville for the way LSU behaved that week. LSU was lucky the game got moved to Baton Rouge in November where they only lost by 6....
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re: LSU Offense and Downvotes: A research Study - oligarchgator
[quote]Bama has a better offense then LSU[/quote] Get ready for the downvote storm...
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re: Best excuses if LSU loses. - oligarchgator
[quote]Those are actually great excuses I could see our fanbase using.[/quote] My fanbase uses those regularly. We're well versed in excuses....
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LSU Offense and Downvotes: A research Study - oligarchgator
Has anyone noticed that any thread that implies that LSU's offense might not be the greatest in football history gets a ton of downvotes? What gives?...
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re: Best excuses if LSU loses. - oligarchgator
Man, where to begin [i]Ensminger is micromanaging Brady This was UF's Superbowl Coach O needs time to clean up the mess left by Les Miles LSU needs to commit to football and stop trying to be Harvard of the South Joe Alleva Curley Hallman gave the pregame speech Spurrier was ...
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re: No excuses for LSU this weekend - oligarchgator
Don't forget that Coach O is the next Dabo. Mullen and Co can't match that....
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Oh Frick...Mizzou can win the east - oligarchgator
They are currently #10 in S&P and have looked fantastic since the inexplicable debacle in Wyoming. They also draw Arky and OM, the two worst teams in the west. UF plays at LSU this weekend, UGA in Jax and at Mizzou UGA plays UF in Jax, Mizzou at home, at Aub and TAMU at home Mizzo plays at ...
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