jafari rastaman
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re: TulaneLSU
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 9:12 pm
He was spotted at an estate sale today, looking for a bottle of bourbon to sell at an online auction....
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re: Is there anyone who actually thinks that OJ is innocent?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 9:00 pm
The glove didn’t fit....
re: Proof: Technology has made us all dumber
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 6:39 pm
[quote]$20 minimum wage[/quote]
Those baws were probably making $5/hr....
re: Niger has effectively kidnapped1000 US soldiers at our $500 mil dollar base
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 6:05 pm
[quote]China’s belts and roads initiative(BRI), already owns Africa. For a decade the Chinese have been providing infrastructure to Africa[/quote]
Will the Nigers have to learn how to speak Chinese in school?...
re: 49 year old musician gets 250k in student loans forgiven. Plans to take sabbatical
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 9:42 am
What did he study that cost so much money?...
re: Will the tattoo fad fade out?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 9:27 am
[quote]barbed wire around the bicep tatt[/quote]
I would recommend getting this as a minimum for insurance. Nobody will ever know you have a tattoo in day to day interactions, but if you ever do any time in prison this will give you more credibility and increase your quality of life....
re: Is the pocket knife a lost art?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 7:35 am
If you ever have to take a shite in public and don’t have access to your bidet, a Leatherman can be invaluable for getting those final pieces that toilet paper can’t. All of my Biden baws will know what I’m talking about....
re: Interview and bikini pic of the "crazy plane lady", Tiffany Gomas
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/20/24 at 5:37 pm
[quote]what does her tit and vagina say?[/quote]
I think they are advertising something. I wonder how much money the company paid her....
re: Has this video of the dude who lit himself on fire been posted? He was still moving (NSFW)
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/20/24 at 5:36 pm
If the pain is nullified, why would he try to put out the fire on his crotch?...
re: How Many of You Make Enough to "Live Comfortably "?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/20/24 at 5:24 pm
[quote]I live comfortably but I am a single man with zero dependents. I am also upset that I cannot attract a beautiful woman.[/quote]
Have you considered a mail order bride? The way I understand it works is you select which woman you want from a catalog, mail a letter with payment to the agency,...
re: Iranian attack against Israel has begun
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/14/24 at 9:41 am
This baw has some toned calves. It looks like he never skips leg days. I don’t understand why he is always falling down. Is it possible he is tripping over his own calf muscles?...
re: Is Walmart subtly trying to catch banana trick thieves?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/12/24 at 9:25 pm
[quote]I’ll bite, what’s the banana trick? [/quote]
Basically you scan a banana, throw it off to the side and then put your case of beer on the scale. The sensors can only tell that you scanned an item and then moved it to the bagging area.
If you do the banana trick correctly, you can get a ...
re: "American Society of Magical Negros" pulled after only 3 weeks
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/12/24 at 9:08 pm
How do you become a Magical Negro?...
re: Kidnapping survivor Elizabeth Smart puts her traumatic past behind her as she soaks up the
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/12/24 at 8:55 pm
Not guilty....
A bad pass by the 1970 Buffalo Bills brought us the Kardashians
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/12/24 at 7:06 am
[link=(https://bolavip.com/en/amp/nfl/oj-simpson-dead-the-theory-of-how-a-missed-play-by-the-buffalo-bills-gave-us-the-kardashians)]LINK[/link]
“REMINDER: The Buffalo Bills barely lost a game in 1970 by missing on a bad pass for a touchdown. The loss allowed them to get the pick in the draft, whe...
re: Do you believe that we will see very negative side effects of the "fat shots" soon?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/11/24 at 4:42 pm
Sorry, I don’t know any fatties. If I did, I doubt they would tell everybody they are taking the fat person shot....
re: 1st world problem of the day. Chick Fil A drive thru etiquette.
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/10/24 at 8:15 pm
If she has a problem, just flash your piece out of the sun roof. This will quickly escalate or de-escalate the situation very quickly. ...
re: Check in if you are in the path of totality
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/8/24 at 9:55 am
In....
Check in if you are in the path of totality
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/8/24 at 9:54 am
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re: I'm slowing down. I'm tired all the time. What are you old baws taking to keep going?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/6/24 at 8:18 pm
Go to sleep at 8:30.
Drink 8 glasses of water a day.
Take a multi vitamin and a viagara.
Eat 5 fruits a day.
Eat 5 vegetables a day.
Eat lots of chicken, fish, and nuts for protein and high quality carbs like rice, potatoes, and legumes.
Walk 10,000 - 15,000 steps a day.
Drink no more than on...
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