Goats and Joes

Not my first deer as I had previously bagged a doe, but my first buck story is pretty cool. Was out at a family friend’s ranch somewhere around San Angelo, Texas. I was probably 13 or 14 at the time. Late afternoon/evening hunt looking out over a bunch of mesquite dirt and rocks. Group of does walk by followed by a young six point. I watched them for fifteen or twenty minutes and decide nothing better is going to come out so I take aim, a deep breath or two and shoot. Drop the six point. Dude didn’t take a step, just crumbled. Does scatter.

So I’m pumped, but remembering what my dad told me I stayed put and didn’t get down out of the stand. Once the shaking subsided and I calmed down a bit I decide to kick back and take a little nap while I wait for my dad and his buddy to come pick me up after sundown. I nod off for what couldn’t have been twenty minutes when I am awoken by the unmistakeable sound of antlers hitting. Confused, I sit up and put up my scope to see wtf is going on. There I see another, slightly bigger six point RAMMING MY DEAD DEER. He’d whack the poor thing, back up a few steps, lower his head and charge and whack the dead six point. Again and again. Whack... whack... whack. I’m thinking ‘what the hell?? Dude, you win! He’s dead! Leave my frickin deer alone!” But nope, he’s not having it. Whack.. whack.. so I say you know what MFer? Chambered another round and BAM. Dropped him on top of the first six point :lol:

What feels like hours later my dad and his buddy finally pull up to see me standing there with my foot on top of not one, but two six points literally stacked on top of one another :lol:

I kept the two skulls and after spending a few months on an ant pile they ended up coming out pretty cool. One six and another six with the blood of the first one on the tips of it’s antlers.



Found a picture. Can kinda see the blood on the one on the right

DKE

Does the article say what the top speed of that death trap is? I’m trying to figure how long their journey was. Gotta say, considering the cargo, could be a fun couple days in that death trap :lol:
I can see the job posting now.

Three Day Two Night All-You-Can-Snort Trans Atlantic Cruise to Spain!
Then in small print: Bring your own drinking water. Not for large men. Ship sails regardless of weather. Good luck.

Damn! The cop who’s body cam is used must’ve had two or three failure to fires.. had to clear the gun at least twice. I’d be at the gun shop the next day finding my replacement

Just spitballing here. The timing of it all is so crazy.

Could he have caught it at the debate?

Have seen this done with chickens. Dude got calls about free chickens for months. Have also seen a buddy take out an ad in the local paper the week after Christmas asking for people’s Christmas trees. Along the lines of “starting a project and need tons of Christmas trees. Please drop off your families tree at x address, thank you!” The target guy woke up with about 40 Christmas trees piled up in his yard and a line of trucks up the street waiting to drop theirs off. :lol:

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I told this person I wasn’t interested but whoever it was persisted and when we were alone forced himself or herself on me

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Hysterical :lol:

I’ll take one kind sir. My name is obviously a play on boats n hoes, but if you could do something with goats smoking cigarettes (joes) I’ll throw it on there. :cheers:


Edit: Or a goat smoking a cigarette if just doing one is easier?

Poor fella. Would hate to be a victim of such a heinous crime. Hope he recovers ok