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Motion Lotion

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re: Shea Dixon CB's Travis Etienne to Clemson

Posted by Motion Lotion on 1/25/17 at 8:29 pm

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LSU Recruiting

re: Why is everyone so quick to split this into two sides?

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/16/16 at 1:34 pm

Because a binary world is easiest for small minds to comprehend

re: I just tigerbaited an old lady...

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/4/16 at 7:57 pm

Good.

re: Uber after games? How bad is it?

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/4/16 at 7:57 pm

It ain't good.

I took a $150 Uber in Houston after the bowl game last year. I'll never take an Uber again.

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re: This could be the best weekend ever

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/4/16 at 8:27 am

What is it with you people and making everything political?

You know neither candidate will actually change anything, right? You need to vote at the state and local level for any substantive change to actually occur.

So, keep that crap on the poli-board and let me enjoy this week of football talk.

re: Reputation vs Reality

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/4/16 at 7:19 am

Seriously, anyone willing to give 17 points on this game is an actual drooling, helmet wearing retard.

re: Alabama vs LSU will not be close.

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/4/16 at 7:14 am

Nice retort. Run along and let the adults talk.

re: It's happening!!

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 6:45 pm

Boom! I'm in.

re: We are all LSU at some point

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 4:53 pm

Hey, big guy. Eat a dick.

re: A relatively objective opinion on Alabama vs. LSU

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 4:10 pm

No one is saying bama's front 7 hasn't been great. They clearly have. But we're not talking about defensive scores in this game.

Also, if you're depending on defensive scores to win this one, you're going to be disappointed.

re: A relatively objective opinion on Alabama vs. LSU

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 3:46 pm

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1. LSU's offense is in for a surprise as Alabama's defense is as good as ever this year.

Who would be surprised by this?

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but the established passing game will be too much for the LSU defense that was outmatched against Auburn's inferior passing game.

The frick? Auburn's passing offense is better in literally every measurable statistic. :lol:

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4. Etling is not a good quarterback

Neither is Hurts. That running around he did vs other teams ain't working against this defense

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Even if LSU spreads the field and tries to catch Alabama off guard with a few screens and short slants, the Alabama LB's are too good to be beaten this year.

"Objectivity" :lol:

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6. LSU's success newfound success has been against teams that are a combined 10-14 this season, so I'm not buying the Ed O hype quite yet.

And Alabama's offensive success has been against garbage defenses. I'm not buying the Alabama offensive hype just yet.

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7. LSU's defensive line will not necessarily be outmatched vs. Alabama's defensive line, but Alabama has too many looks on offense for the LSU D-Line to generate constant pressure.

This is just false. :lol:
They have literally three looks on offense. They hand it off, run to the edge with the QB, or they throw a swing pass. That's a glorified triple option, and it is not impressive or unstoppable.

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Saban is the best coach of all time with too many weapons on offense and too many playmakers on defense.

"Objectivity" :lol:

Nice analysis, sweetheart. Bounce.

re: Alabama vs LSU will not be close.

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 2:52 pm

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Alabama 38 - LSU 13

Seriously, if you're not a chicken shite keyboard badass and you're actually willing to give up 25 points, I've got $2,000 burning a hole in my pocket.

re: Will LSU get caught looking ahead to tSupabowl next week?

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 2:48 pm

I know this is a poor attempt at a troll. But seriously, you're fricking retarded.

re: Saw this stat concerning Etling's deep passes

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 2:03 pm

Good thing Bama's kid isn't very good at the deep ball either.

re: Anyone else on here feel like LSU has a very small chance Saturday?

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 12:32 pm

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Etling is not the type of QB to beat us. And I think our D can hold LSU to season low rushing numbers.

You know YOU will also have to move the ball on US, right?

re: Boston bar to watch LSU/Bama

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 12:29 pm

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I think I'm going to make an arse of myself

Yeah... me too

re: Check in if your body is at work but your mind/heart is in Tiger Stadium

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 12:27 pm

YUP

re: Does Hurts fail under the pressure of Death Valley on a Saturday night?

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 11:44 am

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Or I was simply responding to your post about how often Bama runs outside by stating in their last game they ran inside more than in previous games. It was an attempt to facilitate discussion, but you decided to just call me silly.

:lol:
You weren't facilitating discussion when you made that comparison. If it wasn't a comparison, then it wasn't worth bringing up in this context.

Also, I just watched the highlights from the Tenn game. Literally every singe effective run Hurts had in that game was to the outside.

He never went inside the tackles on a read option play.

So not only did you make a poor comparison/bring up irrelevant information, but you also brought up FALSE irrelevant information.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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re: Does Hurts fail under the pressure of Death Valley on a Saturday night?

Posted by Motion Lotion on 11/3/16 at 10:40 am

You're using Tenn as evidence to support the idea that they could just decide to run up the middle and have success.

Which is a laughably poor chain of logic.