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Conspiracy Theory: France Purposely Slowed The Pool Because They Still Hate Michael Phelps

by Larry Leo

July 29, 202415 Comments

The latest conspiracy theory hitting the Olympics is that France made the pool 'slow' on purpose because they're still mad at Jason Lezak and Michael Phelps for being awesome...

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Filed Under: Summer Olympics

Originally published on TigerDroppings.com

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boosiebadazz•10 months

A slower pool would protect Michael Phelps, you ignorant frick

Drizzt•10 months

Telling people it’s 3 m when it’s really only 2 m is the most French thing ever.

ShoeBang•10 months

They cut open a bunch of diapers and sprinkled that powder in the water to make it thicker

MemphisGuy•10 months

Seems like if they were "mad at Michael Phelps", then they would have made a deeper pool leading to faster times and greater chances of someone breaking his WR's.

southernboisb•10 months

Is 3M the Olympic measurement required? If so, HOW was this pool approved?

grizzlylongcut•10 months

Because the Olympics are notoriously crooked?

Basura Blanco•10 months

Wouldn't that help Phelps as it would hinder swimmers from potentially beating one of his WR's?

SomeLSUguy•10 months

He doesn't have any more WR's... they've all been broken. That being said, it probably prevented their guy Leon from breaking at least two WR's

cajunmud•10 months

Paid the guy for 3m before they measured it. He gone.

TigerCoon•10 months

They secretly filled the pool with pudding

SuperOcean•10 months

French Vanilla...

SuperOcean•10 months

I commented last night to my wife that it's ods that now WRs have been set. Not sure the Phelps connection but that's a "slow" pool

ForeverGator•10 months

Larry, I fail to see how this has anything to do with Michael Phelps. He's not in this Olympics, so they purposely slowed the current Olympic times for what reason?

Poboytom•10 months

Forevergator you are not too smart if you have to ask. I'm convinced you're a dumbass.

jbird7•10 months

Oh no. Anyways….

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