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Harvey Updyke Finally Speaks After Doing Time For Poisoning Auburn's Famous Oak Trees
Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY Sports
If you remember from not too long ago, Harvey Updyke Jr. is the guy who poisoned the cherished Auburn oak trees at Toomer's Corner. Well, Harvey has finished his probation for his crime and recently sat down for his first interview. Per CBS...
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“I wanted Auburn people to hate me as much as I hate them,” Updyke tells Rocca.

“I just don’t like Auburn,” Updyke says. “You know, there are several things in this world that I really and truly don’t like, and Auburn is one of them.”

Updyke might have gotten away with poisoning the trees until he called into ESPN Radio’s “The Paul Finebaum Show,” and, while calling himself “Al from Dadeville,” admitted to doing it. Police were able to track the call to Updyke.

“Every night I’d stay up all night long, and they used to have cameras on the trees, and I figured out when the slowest time, what day of the week and what out of the night was the slowest around those oak trees, so I could go in there at that time and not get caught,” Updyke says.
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LSUtah74 months
#lifegoals
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Broadside Bob74 months
“I wanted Auburn people to hate me..." Goal attained.
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Pavoloco8374 months
What a pathetic person. Bama fans are trash, but this guy is the lowest.
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LSUtah74 months
Inside story... he teabagged the trees first.
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Purplestuffs75 months
Damn what a pussy this old guy is, if he was a real man he would have did it when people were around. But Alabama fan..
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BowDownToLSU75 months
He lives in Albany Louisiana now. A couple guys I know play poker with him.... they say he’s a good guy
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They are mistaken. He is a total piece of shite.
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Albany? Shocker...
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Shooter75 months
He looks like he has stage 3 Aids or drank some poison.
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LC41200075 months
What is upsetting that it proves Auburn fans are wimps. I cannot believe not a single male Auburn fan has taken this shite stain out
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FratDaddyReb75 months
This man is a legend. Deserves a statue next to Bear and Saban.
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Whiznot75 months
Three shite stains in a row.
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Placebeaux75 months
POS
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Skinny75 months
Hey Pawwl. This is Cooter from Mobile calling again. Can we talk bout coach Saban?
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fnhatebama75 months
He along with all bama fans just a waste of oxygen.
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WithaRebelYell75 months
I think 99% of Alabama fans hate him as much as he hates Auburn fans.
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I hope so and they should too. POS has done for stereotypes of Bama and the south what Trannies of today are doing to the Feminist movement of the 60's
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Trumansfangs75 months
Tobacco stains on his adam's apple, or something else ?
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NPComb75 months
It's good to see CajunBama will now have access to something beside the community prison computer.
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GeauxsomeMeaux75 months
Bama’s got some Great fans, huh? You don’t have to root for another team, or even like them... but show a little respect for their program and traditions!
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Kneehigh75 months
American hero... only thing I would have added was a hot steamy pile if shite, a turd steak down that dead tree, and a shite stain on their toilet paper. Well done Harvey! America salutes you!
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John Gotti75 months
“I wanted Auburn people to hate me as much as I hate them" It's nice to see people achieve their goals.
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jnethe175 months
Roll Tide til I die mutha effa What an embarrassing fan base.
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JackieTreehorn75 months
Yeah because STTDB is class personified.
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vuvuzela75 months
A gentleman and a scholar.
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NYCAuburn75 months
Priorities in life are on point...
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