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Wonder what kind of chairs they will have in the courtroom,

Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:15 am
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:15 am
Folding chairs are pure death based on the Carnage of thousands of people a day who perish using them but a rolling office chair could be horrible as well as one could potentially yet uncontrollably roll oneself through a closed window and fall to ones death. Or spin out of control and fling ones self into a light fixture, electrocution is terrible. Chairs are far from Man's best friend unless that best friend is a rabid wolf bear mix that hasn't eaten in a month.

Also, think of the danger involved with a ball point pen which is basically another name for a yard dart. Death in the Mowed Grass.

Stairs, oh boy, as many as there are at a courthouse you could say they are fully automatic, assault stairs. Real death zones. Not to mention if there is an actual escalator, often known as the Man Eaters of Hartsfield International.

I won't even discuss the room of death known as the bathroom. More deadly than a trip to the artic in flip flops.

A simple pitcher and glass of water on the desk, what could possibly go wrong with that set up. I will tell you, drowning, shark attack, bends...

Truthfully Democrats should want to ban all these instruments of war.
This post was edited on 1/9/20 at 8:52 am
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11585 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:16 am to
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9830 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:18 am to
quote:

More deadly than a trip to artic in flip flops.


Ok, I lol’d
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11585 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:26 am to
Can't wait to see how this one unfolds....









This post was edited on 1/9/20 at 8:56 am
Posted by ruckusdawg
knoxville
Member since Oct 2012
875 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:30 am to
Daddy Mays is not gonna take this abuse sitting down.
Posted by Broncothor
Member since Jul 2014
3050 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:34 am to
Where is Pinkie?
Where is Pinkie?
Dead and gone!
Dean and gone!
How did you die, sir?
Attached by a folding chair
Sue away
Sue away

Ok so not very funny. I think I will just sit this one out
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:39 am to
What a joke this whole family turned out to be. We should just stay away from Methville in the future.
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9830 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:41 am to
All joking aside, how in the actual shite do you sever a finger with a folding chair and a wall??
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:52 am to
3.5 mill for half a pinky?

500k of that for wife for loss of consortium?


Yes your Honor,
How in the hell is my client gonna manage with one in the pink, half one in the stink?
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
13163 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:05 am to
Most of the award will be due to loss of self esteem.
Posted by Broncothor
Member since Jul 2014
3050 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 11:54 am to
They should look at the bright side. She can have his finger in her arse all the time now.
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 11:58 am to
Dude this whole thing is so amazing and makes the Mayses and Tennersee look so stupid. And Tom Mars which is double awesome. Buttholegate 2020.
Posted by DawgMan21
Athens
Member since Nov 2015
211 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 12:04 pm to
UGA should allow us to bring our own folding chairs into the stadium just for the UT game next year. For some odd reason that would bring me a ton of joy.
Posted by Walkthedawg
Dawg Pound
Member since Oct 2012
11466 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 12:51 pm to
You sir are correct, I found evidence on the internets:







Extremely dangerous, I never knew
Posted by P-Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
1869 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 4:36 pm to
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500k of that for wife for loss of consortium?


Probably the best thing to come from this ordeal.

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