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re: Preston Carey...is a MONSTER!

Posted on 7/1/25 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72911 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 8:32 pm to
Horse Cock Carey is now Christened.

Henceforth, he shall be referred to as HCC.

I hereby sign and declare among all witnesses, wherein and forthwith, pre post facto and ex declararium.
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3820 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 8:51 pm to
Not sure I've ever saw a thread get hijacked worse than this one. I started it out talking about our latest DL recruit, then this goofy homo-weirdo Wongspalace, who is an obvious alter shows up and starts talking about player's penises. Now, its just divolved into a discussion about, God knows what! I though stuff like this was only supposed to be on the rant?
Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 5:46 am to
We wouldn't be here without your initial horniness on HCC's body and diet.

Did I push the envelope? Sure. But fortune favors the bold.

And if I pushed the envelope, you wrote the letter and bought the stamp.

When the AI robots come knocking at our oors with warrants in a few years, they are coming to your house first.
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3820 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 7:14 am to
My God you retard....take this garbage to the rant. Adults talk on this forum.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10064 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 9:05 am to
Can you guys quit with all the gay shite and just tell me how big his cock
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
32289 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 9:58 am to
Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 10:27 am to
In a perfect world, which player would you choose to have the biggest cock and which would you pick to have the smallest cock?

Biggest: WR for me. Sure a ladd mcconkey will breakthrough from time to time, but on average give me a thigh slapper as my #1 pass catcher.

Smallest: kicker may seem like an obvious one here, but I'm going center. More of a cerebral position and you don't want a giant cock in the way when your QB is under center. Plus, too big of hawg on the center may intimidate a "pocket passer" QB and rattle their confidence.

Think this may explain Becks issue last year and why we moved away from under center snaps.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19001 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 11:39 am to
Some days I wish there was more activity on the GSB.

And then you get threads like this.
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
13904 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 11:59 am to
Alph Ellis held the UGA football record for the largest cock. Stet thought he had him beat, but it wasn’t even close. Alph had a freak of nature penis. I can’t imagine showering with him. Would have to make you self conscious.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34145 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Alph Ellis held the UGA football record for the largest cockAlph had a freak of nature penis.

Thank you for putting the exclamation point after what Joe Rogan , Graham Hancock, some navy seal that loves coffee, Jorden peters and other cools refer to as cardboarding

First you declare facts about about a rando wong. And cardboard other weirdos in hopes of making them envious to not know about the insider uga guiness world record dong book
quote:

I can’t imagine showering with him.

Then in the next sentence, you admit never actually having had the personal opportunity to perv gaze and/or exam it in a hot steamy shower .

quote:

Would have to make you self conscious.

And then the finale. A self cuck cardboard to announce fantasy shame to a dick you’ve heard about
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34145 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 3:45 pm to
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And then you get threads like this.

Someone should Grok how Freud would explain this thread
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19001 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 3:59 pm to
“Cardboarding” to me sounds like taking a broad issue or topic and putting in a small box or forcing it into a single issue.

“UGA didn’t win the natty last year because the team hated Beck!”

“There you go….cardboarding Beck and blaming him for everything”

I’ll start using in this context.


Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34145 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Cardboarding” to me sounds like taking a broad issue or topic and putting it in a small box or forcing it into a single issue.

That’s kind of how I understand it too. And also common Deering topics for self anggrandizment. Apparently, it spun off of the plot from a little seen 2022 French film “La Papier Dur” which roughly translates as hard paper. Which is kind of what cardboard is

Anyway, three people watched the movie, but now everyone is saying it somehow

Oh well, language is always evolving
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7869 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 6:20 pm to
One time when I was 12 or 13, one of my buddies had a UGA basketball game party, because back then that was a real thing. After the game, our guide took us into the locke room and Charles Claxton wasn't paying attention and came out of the showers with his wong in his hand and did the helicopter motion and said "Rope it!! Rope it!" Charles Claxton's penis really did look like a Jamaican baby's arm, and I had a little middle school pecker at the time. I looked down in the direction of my pecker and then looked back up Never in my life up to that point had I felt so inadequate.
This post was edited on 7/2/25 at 6:21 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72911 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 8:17 pm to
The last lines in the scene I referenced above are "I dare you to stick your wang in the neck hole!" "I'll do it if you do it!"
Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 8:25 pm to
Was your guide a Sandusky?
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
13904 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 10:56 pm to
Jefferson is just jealous.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7869 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Was your guide a Sandusky?



He looked like this

Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:30 am to
How big was his cock?
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2987 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:48 am to
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WangsPalace


Too bad in hindsight that this thread narrowly missed Pride Month.
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