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(OT) my son has to audition to go to the same school as his sisters
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:15 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:15 am
There is a dance requirement: We are thinking he use the Eagle's Claw learned from little kids Ninja school
For the talent portion: Prolly gonna use the GoPro cam and video exploding golf balls with his BB gun.
There is a drama requirement: We're gonna practice, "What about you, dad!" scene from Breakfast Club.
And finally he must sing a song...
Any suggestions?
For the talent portion: Prolly gonna use the GoPro cam and video exploding golf balls with his BB gun.
There is a drama requirement: We're gonna practice, "What about you, dad!" scene from Breakfast Club.
And finally he must sing a song...
Any suggestions?
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:25 am to Chris_topher
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Any suggestions?
Don't enroll him in that bullshite school.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:28 am to Chris_topher
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Any suggestions?
maybe an Elton song...Rocket Man?
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:28 am to 7Dollarbill
quote:It's either that or Tutt Middle School where he will learn to smoke cigarettes in the woods.
Don't enroll him in that bull shite school.
We are at a crossroads...
Thank you for the input. (seriously)
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 10:30 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:31 am to Chris_topher
forgot you lived in Augusta...yeah I woldnt let my kid near a public school there.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:33 am to K9
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maybe an Elton song...Rocket Man?
Benny & the Jets is not a bad idea.
I dunno.
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 10:34 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:50 am to Chris_topher
Davidson is your only option outside of CT Walker and ARJ. From your OP doesn't sound like you have a plan so you best plan to pony up the $$$ and move to Columbia County with the rest of us.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:55 am to AllDawg
(no offense) frick Co. County
Too many robots in that school system
Too many robots in that school system
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:31 am to Chris_topher
Home school... Unless you want a Liberal **** for a son.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:58 am to ToddIIGurley
My wife and I would rather eat dirt sandwiches than sit at home and teach reading and arithmetic... we stick with the basics: manners & diet... with a steady stream of bike riding & washing dishes. Beyond that we're just winging it.
Political views are for losers, imo.
Nothing else to say: Smoke em if ya got em.
Political views are for losers, imo.
Nothing else to say: Smoke em if ya got em.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:07 pm to Chris_topher
I say we create the Dawgrant homeschool curriculum. Just get your kids an ipad, and we take care of the rest. I volunteer to teach History, Philosophy, and Time Travel studies. You can teach the Tech classes. Dallas on woodworking craftsmanship. Etc.
Lets do this.
Lets do this.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:15 pm to Jefferson Dawg
K9, Black History Month.. Deeprig, Art Appreciation.. WG_Dawg, Chowder Studies... Finley, Language Arts... Peter Buck, coach.. AKOD, Computer Science...
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:16 pm to Chris_topher
Touché...
About politics. I would normally agree as I've given up on caring about those losers and their corrupt tactics/agenda, but I'll be damned if my kids aren't prepared for that shite. It will be a part of their lives and they will be educated on the matter
About politics. I would normally agree as I've given up on caring about those losers and their corrupt tactics/agenda, but I'll be damned if my kids aren't prepared for that shite. It will be a part of their lives and they will be educated on the matter
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:24 pm to Chris_topher
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There is a drama requirement: We're gonna practice, "What about you, dad!" scene from Breakfast Club.
I assume he's not going to telling you to frick off
Also what the hell does singing have to do with education
Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:07 pm to Chris_topher
Roar by Katy Perry while dressed up in a cowardly lion costume?
Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:16 pm to Dick Leverage
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Any suggestions?
Jawga Boyz - "Ridin High" LINK...............
Get him a fully-taliored dress suit, some dark sunglasses, and one of those secret-agent earpieces where the cord runs from his ear down into the collar of the suit.
High like a Pine Tree..........
We jack em up and then we.....Riiiiiiiiiiiiidin' Hiiiiiiiiiiiigh.....................
Posted on 3/15/14 at 4:07 pm to Chris_topher
The Napoleon Dynamite dance. That should cover both dance and drama. 2 birds.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:26 pm to Chris_topher
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There is a dance requirement:
You cannot be serious.
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For the talent portion
I'm still a little befuddled unless this is a magnet school for the arts or something and he's got to meet a certain voice or instrument requirement to be deemed worthy to attend.
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There is a drama requirement
I'm getting more befuddled.
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And finally he must sing a song
You cannot be serious.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:30 pm to Chris_topher
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And finally he must sing a song...
Just don't do "Y M C A"
He'll be branded for life.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:42 pm to Chris_topher
Move to Waynesboro and send the kid to EBA. He'll learn how to farm if nothing else.
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