re: Name 2 totally inconsequential and trivial things that you would nitpick about our program

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2. Playing Sweet Caroline is unoriginal and lame

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My brain isn't as sharp as it once was, but when does this get played?

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Second half of home games during after a tv break/timeout

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There's much worse shite they play in Sanford than Neil Diamond.

That stupid "SATURDAY! SATURDAY!" hardrock metal song shite comes to mind, along with the trap/rap music.

In regards to concessions, a lot of universities contract out to third parties that don’t necessarily have the infrastructure or care to run a good concession stand. Or like in my hometown USM contracts out to Aramark and then they sale the rights to run concessions to another party for fundraising purposes to man the stands for a cut of the proceeds. Either way doesn’t work at all. Drinks are terrible and food is awful. When I was younger Coca Cola actually ran the concessions and it went smoothly because we cared about serving a good product because it was a direct representation of our brand! And it allowed us to get a system down on how to effectively/ efficiently serve the drinks and food. It won’t change because it’s all about money now but they should have a staff that knows what they’re doing.
It’s no secret I only make one game a year. Question is to season ticket holders, you go to same concession every game right? Do you see same person every game working or is it different for every game?
And with the wifi that should definitely be fixed! USM added routers and antennas where service is so much better you can actually stream games on your phone. I’ve done it before and this was not the case three seasons ago it was like y’all are saying inside the stadium where you couldn’t even get a message. And that’s just a pain in the arse these days.

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1) the spike squad is the gayest most embarrassing thing in all of college football

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2nd gayest. Nothing beats the Aggie yell leader thing in gay category.

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2nd gayest. Nothing beats the Aggie yell leader thing in gay category.

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Irregardless, we let the biggest neo maxi zoomed dweebie turbo science lab dorks represent our students and us

It’s so egregious

Some of them look deformed

The real question:

-Why are these dorks hyped so much?
-when they’re obviously mentally ill Astro turf stooges
-meant for something about milktoastifying the conference instead of actually representing Georgians

I’m probably overthinking it. But that doesn’t mean there’s not something going on

In olden tymes, we’d be assembling operatives to infiltrate their group.

Now we post about envelopes and how their glue is a delicacy

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Now we post about envelopes and how their glue is a delicacy

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I remember getting Winn Dixie stamps after the weekly grocery store run and my mommy let me lick them all to stick on the special piece of paper that would result in a discount or something. I don't know how it all worked. It was a sweet glue taste, I will never forget it. Maybe I will someday forget it, at which point please kill me.

I agree. We need to start with a plan. What is the contact info for the people that run that operation?

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2. Playing Sweet Caroline is unoriginal and lame

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This is maybe once or twice a year.

Spike squad doesn’t bother me as it about the only thing our student body has w we organized.