This hipneck character has potential, but y’all are going about it all wrong, imo…….

Look. You can’t just take the suburban Atlanta hipster accessories/manifestations..... and slap them on to a redneck. INstead, I think you should take the hipster's MINDSET……and then apply THAT to a redneck...

A few brainstormed "HipNeck" examples:

-Bitches about Aldean and Bryan being sell-outs…… While making sure you know he still has a cassette-tape copy of David Alan Coe’s bootleg “UnderGround Album” featuring “Don‘t Bite the Dick”, “!%**er fricker” and “Little Susie Shallow Throat“.

-Scoffs at people who call a rectangular Confederate Flag, “the Confederate Battle Flag”. Because confederate battle flags were square……and the rectangular one is actually “The Second Confederate NAVAL JACK”!!!!

- Chews plug tobacco and keeps pouch on the dash, hoping you’ll see it. Refers to your chaw, whatever the brand, as “Skoal Bandits”.

-Drinks chicory coffee only. Refers to your Maxwell House as **** juice.

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Posted by Spunky

Member since Mar 2013

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Posted on 6/20/13 at 9:43 pm to Jefferson Dawg

I feel like you just described yourself to us Jefferson. Congratulations on finally coming out of the closet.

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Posted by CockInYourEar

Charlotte

Member since Sep 2012

22458 posts

Posted on 6/20/13 at 9:45 pm to Jefferson Dawg

j/k, interesting points.

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Posted by Cobb Dawg

Member since Sep 2012

9804 posts

Posted on 6/21/13 at 11:43 pm to Rules

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Don't listen to him, Fin. Bring me a sweetwater 420. Dude, you want to know the truth about Cobb County? It's a shithole. I've lived there. I know.

#1- WTF is a fan of Frickin' GSU (and I use U loosely because that should be used only for real universities and not for shathole 4-year junior colleges for "students" who can't get into a real school) doing in this forum?
#2 - Where do you "stay" now, douchebag?
#3 - Really, GA Southern?!?! That's your source of pride?!?!

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Posted by Rules