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Why does Lane stick his bottom jaw out?

Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:42 pm
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
3123 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:42 pm
He only does it when he’s coaching but it always looks weird to me. He looks like a dang English bulldog.lmao
Posted by hooperj75
Indiana
Member since Oct 2022
253 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:43 pm to
So he can fit more corn dogs in his mouth, duh.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
19058 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:43 pm to
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Why does Lane stick his bottom jaw out?


Knows after this loss he will be the only one sucking that tiger dick bitch tonight
Posted by rebob
Arlington, TN
Member since Feb 2013
352 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:44 pm to
To provide a good long landing strip for Stein's johnson?
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
5827 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:44 pm to
Too much Coke, can't breathe through his nose.
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5693 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:44 pm to
Cocaine. Like a kilo of cocaine doesn’t last him the game week.
Posted by 11thMS
Mississippi
Member since Feb 2025
34 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:45 pm to
So he looks more like Bubba Gump
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
16997 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

What is "Cocaine Jaw"?

"Cocaine jaw" is a common slang term for involuntary jaw movements, jaw clenching (bruxism), and teeth grinding caused by stimulant use.


Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16700 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:46 pm to

Coke/Adderall

Uppers make you grind your teeth and lock your jaw just like that
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
6357 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

He only does it when he’s coaching but it always looks weird to me. He looks like a dang English bulldog.lmao


Sit right there and let me tell you about the “cocaine clench”…
This post was edited on 10/10/26 at 9:47 pm
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
5502 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:47 pm to
"corn dogs"
Posted by Django Unchained
Member since Sep 2025
1267 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 9:52 pm to
He thinks he’s Thurston Howell III
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