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Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:45 am
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:45 am
These football players never have to take a shite during the game? No one inexplicably leaves and then comes back in.
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:46 am to uscpuke
It’s game day, and this is what’s on your mind?
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:46 am to uscpuke
What do you think they do between warmups and running out the tunnel?
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:47 am to NineLineBind
quote:yeah but bowel movements generally do not adhere to a schedule
What do you think they do between warmups and running out the tunnel?
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:52 am to uscpuke
Dude, they have game day planned down to the minute in high school football. You can bet they do in higher levels, and that includes pooping.
Now urination is a different story. They can just let it go whenever.
Now urination is a different story. They can just let it go whenever.
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:52 am to uscpuke
quote:Enh, for some, they kinda do.
yeah but bowel movements generally do not adhere to a schedule
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:55 am to uscpuke
Played football for ten years. I never once had to shite during a game. The locker room and weight room toilets were sacred shrines. Players let it go before and at half time. Anyone caught pissing on a seat caught a beat down.
Posted on 11/7/26 at 12:08 pm to NineLineBind
Go in tent
Posted on 11/7/26 at 12:09 pm to uscpuke
Dude, you’re weird.
Posted on 11/7/26 at 12:25 pm to uscpuke
Rookie. Our team captain picked up some Imodium before every game.
Posted on 11/7/26 at 12:25 pm to Deadmanshand
quote:I bet you had wiping issues
Deadmanshand
Posted on 11/7/26 at 3:03 pm to uscpuke
I have diarrhea right when LSU takes the field. Could not time my bowel movement
Posted on 11/7/26 at 3:05 pm to uscpuke
Have to listen to radio stream while pooping smh
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