re: Poor Aggies

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Ties are for losers but I guess you like kissing your sister.

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Tie still isn’t a defeat dumbass.

Kissing my sister is not nearly has bad as you getting railed by a dildo three times this fall.

The best part for whoever plays aggy in the CCG?

No matter what happens in our game Friday, aggy is going to empty the tank and risk everything. They may not have much left when it comes championship game time, lolz.

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This is the aggy nightmare scenario, the sort of stuff that would give Stephen King goosebumps They have a chance for their first undefeated regular season since the leather helmet days, (maybe ever?) Yet to preserve that they must defeat their most hated rival in their house...a rival playing for a possible playoff spot. Meanwhile said aggy are already in the playoffs and must try to keep players healthy for the SECCG, their first ever in what, 13 seasons? Yes, I think with the expanded playoffs the CCG should go away, yet it's still scheduled and must be played. So what does aggy want more, beating the Longhorns in Austin in what is an otherwise meaningless game for them, or preserve players to try and grab their first ever SEC title and then try for a long playoff run? Lolz, pressure isn't on us for the first time in a long time, feels good man.

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Okay. I will bite. But I don’t think you’re smart enough to understand.


OSU and A&M have a singular common opponent. They are both undefeated. At the end of the year when determining seeding they will look at who we beat and by how much. They will try their best to say the Big10 is equal to the SEC. But our game against YOU is the silver bullet for A&M.


Because if we beat you by more than they did by a significant margin, we will be the number one seed.

So why would rest our players when we have a legitimate shot at being the top seed by beating you senseless.

So it’s not just for the SEC championship for us, it’s likely for the number one seed assuming we beat Bama.

And yeah, Aggies are definitely dialed in. Not because we want to beat Texas but because we want to get the top seed.

But all that’s probably too complex for your peanut sized noggin.

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Kissing my sister

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TBH, we have a pretty full tank.

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Good for you, it's been a long time (and a lot of wins by a cunthair) since ya'll took down the mighty Domers by..umm..one point? Lolz, see ya Friday.