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Your teams lack testosterone and are pathetic. What are you all doing

Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:54 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19897 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:54 pm
Every program in this conference is a porta potty that aspires to be a real toilet. Last year reiterated that. Very sad.

Inb4
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B-BUT I MATCHED THE LOCAL TOYOTA DEALERSHIP DOLLAR FOR DOLLAR IN NIL

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but muh coach's analytics says!

Thats exactly what im talking about. Pure cope. Analytics and NIL are a cover for 0 killer instinct. Stoops hasn't been wasting his time being a spreadsheet nerd. He's been getting the work done in the real world among the people


Meanwhile other coaches




[img]INSERT PICTURE OF WHOEVER IS AT BAMA HERE CAUSE I DONT THINK ANYONE REALLY KNOWS ANYMORE[/img]
Your programs should be replaced with junior colleges at this point. Then there might be a modicum of manliness somewhere else in this conference besides Stoops' trips to the bar. Absolutely pathetic.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
28103 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:57 pm to
Yes Napier does lack test, but Golden doesn't!

So it evens out
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6000 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:58 pm to
Word
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19897 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

Yes Napier does lack test, but Golden doesn't!

So it evens out

Thinking like that is why this conference is one flush away from being done
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
52764 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Yes Napier does lack test, but Golden doesn't!

Napier has always looked the part of a meathead to me. He is probably fine.

Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22828 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:04 pm to
Did you know that over the last 100 years, Alabama is 37-1-1 against Kentucky in football?

If not, now you do.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
28103 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:04 pm to
Lol..He isn't missing enough teeth though.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
52764 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:05 pm to
Mark Hudspeth can be bought for a low price.

I went to his football camps while he was at UNA and he was ultra jock.
This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 9:15 pm
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
3900 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

Your teams lack testosterone


Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:29 pm to
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Did you know that over the last 100 years, Alabama is 37-1-1 against Kentucky in football?


You’re wrong old fellow. UK has twice as many wins against Bama as you’ve shown.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22828 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 10:18 pm to
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You’re wrong old fellow. UK has twice as many wins against Bama as you’ve shown.


Kentucky has beaten Alabama in football twice in the history of the universe. One of those wins was in 1922. Kentucky has one win against Alabama in the last 100 years. Please explain how my statement was wrong. Here is link to every game they have played.

Alabama-Kentucky Football History
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
888 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 10:36 pm to
Nope




Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18238 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 10:45 pm to
frick it. OP is right. I want that guy on my sideline.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19897 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:06 am to
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MUH RECORD WE ARE SUPER SCARY

Bama is such a trash heap now I dont remember who they played in the post season

Absolutely pathetic
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 8:08 am
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
10476 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:38 am to

Lacking in testosterone???

…. length and girth, buddy …. length and girth
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:09 am to
It can no longer be ignored that posters here (many) have a strange obsession with
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22828 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:42 am to
The most surprising thing about this whole thread is that Kentucky actually has a football fan.
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18371 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:02 am to
Whatever. We have length and girth!
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