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Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:19 am to kengel2
This tells you all you need to know about the person you are communicating with. Don't give him the time of day. Brings nothing to the table. Just a troll.
Early Cuyler is the main protagonist of Squidbillies. He is the grandson of Granny Cuyler and father of Rusty Cuyler. Early is a barely literate, foul-mouthed, alcoholic ex-convict.
He's also quick to anger, often expressing it in violent ways via sawed-off shotgun, knife, or whatever implement is lying around. This is likely so due to the abuse he himself suffered through the hands of his grandfather Ga Ga Pee Pap, and his insecurities he developed in prison regarding his masculinity. It is implied that Early was raped in prison in the episode,"
It has been implied several times that he has an incestuous relationship with his sister, Lil Cuyler (apparently without her consent, as she appears passed out in each instance).
Early Cuyler is the main protagonist of Squidbillies. He is the grandson of Granny Cuyler and father of Rusty Cuyler. Early is a barely literate, foul-mouthed, alcoholic ex-convict.
He's also quick to anger, often expressing it in violent ways via sawed-off shotgun, knife, or whatever implement is lying around. This is likely so due to the abuse he himself suffered through the hands of his grandfather Ga Ga Pee Pap, and his insecurities he developed in prison regarding his masculinity. It is implied that Early was raped in prison in the episode,"
It has been implied several times that he has an incestuous relationship with his sister, Lil Cuyler (apparently without her consent, as she appears passed out in each instance).
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:19 am to Mulkey Man
Oh look, what a coincidence Bodie shows up right at the same time as melty man.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:22 am to EarlyCuyler3
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Oh look, what a coincidence Bodie shows up right at the same time as melty man.
There are a lot of posters who are posting at the same time as me. You’re doing that projecting thing.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:23 am to dstone12
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Reply to your own post
It was a simple way to emphasize the point. One which you immediately fell for and dreamed up this alt scenario.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:25 am to BigTastey
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Cuyler. Early is a barely literate, foul-mouthed, alcoholic ex-convict.
Sounds about right
This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 9:25 am
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:25 am to hg
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Seems a bit hypocritical. Not a good look.
You think he cares what people think of him? Look at his post history.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:25 am to EarlyCuyler3
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One which you immediately fell for and dreamed up this alt scenario.
The more laughing emojis you post, the more we know you are melting. I love it.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:27 am to EarlyCuyler3
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:27 am to jnethe1
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You think he cares what people think of him? L
Let’s not forget the fact that he was bragging about being at a Roger Waters concert while trollolololing. And then posted his ticket stubs to a bunch of a random dudes online for proof
As if shitposting on a message board while at a concert is normal behavior
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:27 am to EarlyCuyler3
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It was a simple way to emphasize the point. One which you immediately fell for and dreamed up this alt scenario
Sure it was
a way to Emphasize a point. . So now you’re admitting that a post, made earlier by, “you” was not emphatic enough…..so you had to go back and laugh at it. I truly love this LSU forum that has Alabama fans posting here, literally 18 hours a day about LSU.
The only thing you’ve done worth a damn in this pathetic Op is obeyed me when I said:
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Please, continue to entertain me.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:29 am to jnethe1
Almost to 6 pages already 
Like little retarded fish in a barrel.
Like little retarded fish in a barrel.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:31 am to EarlyCuyler3
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Psychiatrists could write complete volumes on the inferiority complex of the Bama fan. It’s an amazing, yet sad and pathetic disorder. The main symptoms cause them to be able to do nothing but obsess about and post on anonymous message boards about LSU
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:32 am to EarlyCuyler3
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EarlyCuyler3
When angry, stupid, and insecure all collide with a shallow gene pool…
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:32 am to kengel2
Now this moron is blatantly ripping off cajunbama.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:44 am to EarlyCuyler3
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Psychiatrists could write complete volumes on the inferiority complex of the Bama fan. It’s an amazing, yet sad and pathetic disorder. The main symptoms cause them to be able to do nothing but obsess about and post on anonymous message boards about LSU
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:45 am to ibldprplgld
despite being intellectual geldings your all so balls that YOU are the ones who have Early when anybody whose just drop into this board would take one look at this thread shake his head and realize that Early is the one who makes YOU dance
lol
your all so wound up its fantastic
fricking shite lol
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lol
your all so wound up its fantastic
fricking shite lol
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This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 9:46 am
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:47 am to Radio Zero
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despite being intellectual geldings your all so balls that YOU are the ones who have Early when anybody whose just drop into this board would take one look at this thread shake his head and realize that Early is the one who makes YOU dance
Posted on 2/13/23 at 10:09 am to Bodie
completely trash post I have been clean for 18 yrs next month
your a dirty fricker
your a dirty fricker
Posted on 2/13/23 at 10:11 am to Radio Zero
I can say practically anything and they fall to pieces. And when it's something that's actually true like this one, they go even more nuts. Then I finish my post with an emoji and it just kills them.
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