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re: Would You Kick a Puppy for a National Title?
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:43 am to beatbammer
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:43 am to beatbammer
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Don't worry, hun... you don't have to kick the puppy.
Good, bc I wouldn't do that. Ever.
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I'll do it for you!
I'm not sure if people are being serious about the things they'd do to animals to win a MNC. If so, there are some sadistic fricks on the SECr.
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Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:43 am to gatorhata9
I wouldn't kick a puppy, but I would kick about 9 cats. frick those creepy, judgmental bastards.
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:43 am to gatorhata9
I mean, how hard does the kick have to be? Does it entail displacing ribs or internal organs? Or is it just one of those kicks that induces a yelp? We need parameters here 
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:43 am to gatorhata9
I have a beagle. For a national title, I'd kick a beagle in the teeth.
Don't judge.
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Don't judge.
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This post was edited on 7/26/11 at 9:46 am
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:44 am to AUnite
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If so, there are some sadistic fricks on the SECr.
I said LIGHTLY, very LIGHTLY!
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:46 am to AUnite
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I'm not sure if people are being serious about the things they'd do to animals to win a MNC. If so, there are some sadistic fricks on the SECr.
No shite. I wouldn't abuse a dog just to get a national title. That's just fricked up.
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:47 am to gatorhata9
This is dumb. Who wouldn't kick a puppy for national title. I'd drop-kick a whole litter.
This post was edited on 7/26/11 at 9:50 am
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:47 am to AUnite
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I'm not sure if people are being serious about the things they'd do to animals to win a MNC. If so, there are some sadistic fricks on the SECr.
Its OK... I'll make sure the impact is more of a vigorous push than a kick.
He'll just roll uncontrollably for 10 or 12 feet. Once he gets up, he'll just want to play some more.
This post was edited on 7/26/11 at 9:48 am
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:48 am to DC RaiseHerBack
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TheCheshireHog
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Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:49 am to Slippery Slope
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frick those creepy, judgmental bastards.
OMG This is sooooo fricking true!!!!!
They just look at you like they are judging you sometimes!
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:49 am to NYCAuburn
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Would you kick UGA?
Why not. Most of the SEC has been doing it for some time now.
But to the OP: No, I wouldn't cause harm to any animal unless it was attempting to cause harm to me or those around me.
This post was edited on 7/26/11 at 9:52 am
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:50 am to AUnite
quote:Well, I think everyone realizes this is a choice they will never be presented with. However, I think many are being serious. I don't think I would actually drown a cat, but I can't be sure. I would definitely kick a cat. I'm a dog lover, but I would probably kick a puppy under certain conditions. I'm not proud of this and may need to reevaluate the importance of college football in my life. Thanks for ruining my day.
I'm not sure if people are being serious about the things they'd do to animals to win a MNC. If so, there are some sadistic fricks on the SECr.
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:51 am to beatbammer
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He'll just roll uncontrollably for 10 or 12 feet. Once he gets up, he'll just want to play some more.
Exactly. I'll kick just enough for a little yelp, then he'll run over and desperately try to lick my face
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:52 am to WDE24
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Thanks for ruining my day.
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:53 am to WDE24
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I don't think I would actually drown a cat, but I can't be sure. I would definitely kick a cat. I'm a dog lover, but I would probably kick a puppy under certain conditions. I'm not proud of this and may need to reevaluate the importance of college football in my life. Thanks for ruining my day.
This whole quote was hilarious, but the bolded part might be the funniest piece of self awareness I've ever read on the rant. Nice job, my well adjusted friend.
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:53 am to gatorhata9
In such a situation, I'd imagine the stakes being so high would require broken ribs and internal bleeding.
You guys are fricked up.
As a joke I'll say yes, but no way in hell.
What makes a national title is earning it.
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You guys are fricked up.
As a joke I'll say yes, but no way in hell.
What makes a national title is earning it.
:ruiningasarcasticthread:
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:56 am to Swoopin
For the sake of this thread I'm going to say yes, I'd kick it several times. I'm an Arkansas fan, it may be our only chance.
For real though, no way.
For real though, no way.
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:57 am to TheCheshireHog
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No shite. I wouldn't abuse a dog just to get a national title. That's just fricked up.
A lot of Arkansas fans abuse goats on a daily basis for no reason at all.
I kid.
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:57 am to gatorhata9
I kick puppies because they walk in front of me. Hell yeah I'd kick a puppy for a NC. A good dog would be willing to make the damn sacrifice!
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:57 am to ThaKaptin
I would douse a 100lb sack of puppies in diesel fuel, set it on fire, then beat it against a brick wall for a MNC.
blee dat
Okay, no I wouldn't. But I might consider it.
blee dat
Okay, no I wouldn't. But I might consider it.
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