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re: Why did Harvey kill our trees?

Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:48 am to
Posted by BraveMom
Northwest Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
329 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:48 am to



Why? Becase he's an idiot!

They have all of these National Championships over the years which they brag about, thread after thread.

But they are never happy. Yes we are escatic!

They have Trophies. Yes e do!

Why, then, did they kill our trees? We didn't. Harvey Updyke is the only one that did that not me or anyone else!

Why?Cause he's an idiot duh!
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:48 am to
Only if there is no Spike 80DF involved.

We must ask for the University of Alabama's mutual compliance in this regard, however.

If these new trees are to live...we must simply have them free from poison.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:49 am to
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Why did Harvey kill our trees?

Because, frick LSU, that's why.

:alllsuallthetime:
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105764 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:51 am to
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If these new trees are to live...we must simply have them free from poison.


Oh, so a slow, tortuous death 80% earlier than their normal life span is fine with you.

If this is how you treat your human children then I fear for society.
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:55 am to
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Auburn took a tree with a normal life expectancy of 500 years and through selfish, self centered actions cut that life expectancy down to roughly 100. So, the equivalent of a normal human being only living until 20 years old.


Don't tell them that. Auburn is a good Christian university that abides by all rules and perpetually morally superior to everyone. Any cases where they were accused cheating or breaking the consituitive rules of the game is an act of the mean bammer conspiracy media. Auburn has never broken the rules, Bama cheats, Kick 6 is the only game that matters, and Gus is king to Saban. WDE
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:02 pm to
So...you are saying once more that you did Auburn University a favor...?

But, you did "good will" for another University against their wishes.

You simply must not do that, UA.

Clean up your trashy fanbase!
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105764 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:03 pm to
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So...you are saying once more that you did Auburn University a favor


Do you want to take the new, young, healthy trees and throw toilet paper on them, ensuring that they will then have to be hosed down to remove said toilet paper? Are you ok with those trees dying at age 100 instead of age 500-1,000?

If the answer to the above questions is yes, how can you actually talk about those trees like you love and cherish them?
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:06 pm to
No conspiracy needed when you can point out a fan base that can produce a tree killer, t-bagger, and the wrecking ball mother in less than a five year period. What will the next laughing stock of a redneck fan base produce next?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105764 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:08 pm to
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No conspiracy needed when you can point out a fan base that can produce a tree killer, t-bagger, and the wrecking ball mother in less than a five year period. What will the next laughing stock of a redneck fan base produce next?



I really do feel bad for your seething insecurities.

Honestly, I hope things get better.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:16 pm to
Nice, but the truth is you have nothing to counter that crazy arse fan base. Think about this, most of the craziness has been during successful years. We do not need to fear ISIS, we need to fear Saban leaving.
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:18 pm to
I suppose.

Are you ok with someone going up to Tuscaloosa and taking a sledgehammer to Bear Bryant's tombstone?

I would vomit if I found out that an Auburn fan did something like that. But Bama fan's seem to actually embrace these type of things.

There are some things you just do not do in life. You maintain a level of respect for other team's/fan base's traditions no matter how much you dislike them.

This was not only embarrassing for the University of Alabama, but you drug Auburn down with you by having us have to live in the same State as your trashy and uneducated fans.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105764 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:28 pm to
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Are you ok with someone going up to Tuscaloosa and taking a sledgehammer to Bear Bryant's tombstone?


Not sure how that applies considering it isn't accelerating the death of a live thing and that Bryant is buried in Birmingham.

quote:

I would vomit if I found out that an Auburn fan did something like that. But Bama fan's seem to actually embrace these type of things.


Nothing to do with my question

quote:

There are some things you just do not do in life. You maintain a level of respect for other team's/fan base's traditions no matter how much you dislike them.


Nothing to do with my question

quote:

This was not only embarrassing for the University of Alabama, but you drug Auburn down with you by having us have to live in the same State as your trashy and uneducated fans.


Nothing to do with my question





Again, please answer my question regarding trading an activity you enjoy for 80% of the tree you claim to love's life.
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 12:29 pm
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:33 pm to
Amazing how bammers try to justify the actions of their crazy arse fans.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105764 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:34 pm to
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Amazing how bammers try to justify the actions of their crazy arse fans.


What about you - do you agree with trading 80% of your new tree's lives so that you can roll them for our own pleasure?

Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28553 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Amazing how bammers try to justify the actions of their crazy arse fans.


It's almost cult-like, wouldn't you say?
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:36 pm to
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quote:
Amazing how bammers try to justify the actions of their crazy arse fans.


It's almost cult-like, wouldn't you say?



I say it every day, I guess it is finally resonating with other fans of the SEC.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28553 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:38 pm to
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I say it every day, I guess it is finally resonating with other fans of the SEC.


Really? I have never seen you imply or state anything of the sort.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105764 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:38 pm to
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Really? I have never seen you imply or state anything of the sort.


Agree, I'm going to have to give rockiee credit for that one.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:42 pm to
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quote:
I say it every day, I guess it is finally resonating with other fans of the SEC.


Really? I have never seen you imply or state anything of the sort.




I try to be subtle and covert about it.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:46 pm to
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What about you - do you agree with trading 80% of your new tree's lives so that you can roll them for our own pleasure?


Kind of like most of your redneck fans with their Natty Lites and Cigs.
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 12:48 pm
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