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re: Who is this Wade Christopher guy?

Posted on 8/31/09 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by WadeChristopher
Auburn
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 8/31/09 at 9:59 pm to
Boom Goes The Dynamite
Posted by Jhag
varying
Member since Mar 2009
4342 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Who is this Wade Christopher guy?
Is he really someone to watch? or is this just a TD joke?


Did you really ask this question?
Posted by PirateJunk
Tuscaloosa
Member since Mar 2009
2680 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 10:02 pm to
Alright two more and I'm done.

Wade Christopher doesn't mow his lawn. He stands outside and dares it to grow.

Wade Christopher knows what Bo doesn't.
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 10:23 pm to
opposing coaches ask wade christopher what play they should pick.
Posted by msukb79
South Mississippi
Member since May 2009
10112 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 10:45 pm to
Wade Christopher once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

Wade Christopher can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Wade Christopher sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wade spear tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 10:47 pm to
Disney wanted to buy Wade Christopher, but they had to settle for Marvel comics
Posted by EagleCM
Millbrook, AL
Member since Sep 2008
1108 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

what are they saing on the rivals page anyway?

Basically saying how epic this thread is
Posted by msukb79
South Mississippi
Member since May 2009
10112 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 10:49 pm to
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Wade Christipher can throw Brett Favre even further.

Wade Christopher is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Wade Christpher claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
This post was edited on 8/31/09 at 10:52 pm
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 11:14 pm to
Powerthirst is made from Wade Christophers piss.
Posted by msukb79
South Mississippi
Member since May 2009
10112 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 11:26 pm to
Wade Christopher IS the "I" in Team.
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 9/1/09 at 12:32 am to
Lets get 50 people in the group before the next Auburn I mean Wade Christopher game. Here is the link if anybody missed it

LINK
This post was edited on 9/1/09 at 12:33 am
Posted by gatorprincess815
Founder of Tim Tebow Fan Club.
Member since Jul 2009
18452 posts
Posted on 9/1/09 at 12:34 am to
Tim Tebow laughs at Wade Christopher's weakness....Sex.
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 9/1/09 at 9:43 am to
quote:

Tim Tebow laughs at Wade Christopher's weakness....Sex.


Wade Christopher laughs at Tebow, because he did Tebow's Mom, in a position other than missionary and she liked it.
Posted by vol017
Louisiana
Member since May 2009
4542 posts
Posted on 9/1/09 at 9:49 am to
Wade Christopher laughs at anyone who is not Wade Christopher. He actually looks in the mirror and laughs at his reflection for not being the actual Wade Christopher.
Posted by vol017
Louisiana
Member since May 2009
4542 posts
Posted on 9/1/09 at 10:00 am to
Wow, did this really make 8 pages?
Posted by bamawriter
Nashville, TN
Member since Apr 2009
3226 posts
Posted on 9/1/09 at 10:05 am to
Wade Christopher doesn't know how to swim, but the water isn't going to do a damn thing about it.
Posted by msukb79
South Mississippi
Member since May 2009
10112 posts
Posted on 9/1/09 at 11:09 am to
Wade Christopher doesnt crap feces, he shits GOLD BRICKS!
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 9/1/09 at 11:50 am to
Wade Christopher doesn't bring the pain, he is the pain.
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 9/1/09 at 11:57 am to
Wade Christopher is programed to do only two things, seek and destroy.
Posted by msukb79
South Mississippi
Member since May 2009
10112 posts
Posted on 9/1/09 at 1:20 pm to
Why isnt this going to the first page whenever people post Wade Christopher FACTS?

If Wade Christopher finds out of this TD will need new mods.
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