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Which SEC Coach would have the best shot against Orgeron..
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:13 pm
In a fist fight?
I would say Pittman or Derek Mason would stand the best chance but Coach O would destroy all others.
I would say Pittman or Derek Mason would stand the best chance but Coach O would destroy all others.
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:14 pm to mistaken4193
Drinktits would pull out a Harry Potter wand and cast a spell on him.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:15 pm to mistaken4193
frick. It’s officially the off-season now isn’t it?
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:15 pm to mistaken4193
This is one of the most cringe worthy threads I’ve read in a while, carry on.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:15 pm to mistaken4193
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I would say Pittman or Derek Mason would stand the best chance but Coach O would destroy all others.
Germy Proot would kick O's fat arse.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:16 pm to Sunset Strip
Are every single one of your opinions as bad as this one or just the ones you share with us?
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:16 pm to mistaken4193
O worked with Kiffin for a long time.
He is obviously scared of Kiffin or he would have kicked his arse long ago.
He is obviously scared of Kiffin or he would have kicked his arse long ago.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:16 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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frick. It’s officially the off-season now isn’t it?
Yes.. but the best kind of offseason. The one where we're the champs.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:20 pm to mistaken4193
Errrrrrrrr I’ll take Leach and his sword.
Or Saban on a step ladder reaching up and punching O in the nuts
Or Saban on a step ladder reaching up and punching O in the nuts
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:22 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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frick. It’s officially the off-season now isn’t it?
It appears so
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:29 pm to Sunset Strip
The day Coach O can't whoop a mans arse is the day he doesn't get out of bed.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:30 pm to mistaken4193
Derek Mason would have the best chance against the Baw of all Baws.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:33 pm to mistaken4193
Let's look at it by what position they played to determine relative size/strength...because I have no idea besides Saban, how big or small most of these guys are.
Ed Orgeron - Defensive Line (Northwestern State)
Nick Saban - Defensive Back (Kent State)
Derek Mason - Defensive Back (Northern Arizona)
Kirby Smart - Defensive Back (Georgia)
Mark Stoops - Defensive Back (Iowa)
Jeremy Pruitt - Defensive Back (Alabama)
Will Muschamp - Defensive Back (Georgia)
Gus Malzahn - Wide Receiver (Arkansas)
Eliah Drinkwitz - Did Not Play (Arkansas Tech)
Sam Pittman - Defensive End (Pittsburg State)
Lane Kiffin - Quarterback (Fresno State)
Mike Leach - Did Not Play (BYU)
Jimbo Fisher - Quarterback (Samford)
Dan Mullen - Tight End (Ursinus)
At first glance, it would make most sense to put Sam Pittman (DE) up against Orgeron (DL). But Pittman has become so fat that he would probably go into cardiac arrest before he could do any damage.
You can immediately eliminate the two pu55ies who didn't even play college ball (Leach and Drinktits).
I would say that the one with the best chance would be Muschamp. Not because he is big or strong...but he has the crazy retard strength that comes when he turns red faced and starts going nuts.
Ed Orgeron - Defensive Line (Northwestern State)
Nick Saban - Defensive Back (Kent State)
Derek Mason - Defensive Back (Northern Arizona)
Kirby Smart - Defensive Back (Georgia)
Mark Stoops - Defensive Back (Iowa)
Jeremy Pruitt - Defensive Back (Alabama)
Will Muschamp - Defensive Back (Georgia)
Gus Malzahn - Wide Receiver (Arkansas)
Eliah Drinkwitz - Did Not Play (Arkansas Tech)
Sam Pittman - Defensive End (Pittsburg State)
Lane Kiffin - Quarterback (Fresno State)
Mike Leach - Did Not Play (BYU)
Jimbo Fisher - Quarterback (Samford)
Dan Mullen - Tight End (Ursinus)
At first glance, it would make most sense to put Sam Pittman (DE) up against Orgeron (DL). But Pittman has become so fat that he would probably go into cardiac arrest before he could do any damage.
You can immediately eliminate the two pu55ies who didn't even play college ball (Leach and Drinktits).
I would say that the one with the best chance would be Muschamp. Not because he is big or strong...but he has the crazy retard strength that comes when he turns red faced and starts going nuts.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:51 pm to mistaken4193
Do you even Muschamp? Or did you forget he was an SEC coach?
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:52 pm to mistaken4193
Coach O could hang out all day at Sonic and even get some food in between those arse-whoopings he'd be handing out.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 2:27 pm to mistaken4193
O could take out every SEC coach at the same fricking time.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 2:28 pm to mistaken4193
Saban if he could punch him in the nuts first. He has the leverage and is the right height.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 2:34 pm to Wolfhound45
I think Saban is bottom 3 when it comes to throwing hands.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 7:33 pm to madmaxvol
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Ed Orgeron - Defensive Line (Northwestern State)
Dude got homesick and had to bail on playing in the SEC after a week. Missed momma’s ole stank swamp titty
Posted on 1/14/20 at 7:35 pm to mistaken4193
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I would say Pittman or Derek Mason would stand the best chance but Coach O would destroy all others.
....maybe TOGETHER... Coach O is a beast; punched himself in the face to make a point. Probably wrestled alligators just for fun growing up.
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