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What's going on with Missouri?
Posted on 5/24/18 at 6:25 am
Posted on 5/24/18 at 6:25 am
Is there something in the water or is it just the culture?
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Posted on 5/24/18 at 6:34 am to KSGamecock
Poors
Posted on 5/24/18 at 6:40 am to KSGamecock
That area of the country woof.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 6:42 am to I Bleed Garnet
Judging by the distribution of their population density everyone is desperately trying to get out.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 6:43 am to KSGamecock
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What's going on with Missouri?
Lots and lots of meth
Posted on 5/24/18 at 6:44 am to KSGamecock
It's a beautiful state with a deep tradition of athletic excellence. I couldn't type that with a straight face
Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:48 am to KSGamecock
A helping hand here my good man. While you're getting some decent upvotes, this thread is sinking like a turd down the toilet (there's an opening take it). Or if you wanna do a reverse, name the bordering states that have pro championships (sorry you're beloved state of kansas can't moosh off of KC). Ammo loaded for ya, shoot.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:49 am to Mizzou4ever
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name the bordering states that have pro championships
This is how we can tell you aint belong here Baw.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:54 am to KSGamecock
I mean, I'm a Mississippi State fan so I didn't notice this was about titles. But my only thought is why this graphic colored Missouri in LSU colors.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:28 am to I Bleed Garnet
We know we don't belong here, but we love to irritate, so we stay. 
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:30 am to KSGamecock
Clearly they're surrounded by superior states. Give them a break, its not their fault they can't compete.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:31 am to KSGamecock
Washington university is the power athletic program in the state. Bears beat tigers
This post was edited on 5/24/18 at 8:33 am
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:32 am to Mizzou4ever
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name the bordering states that have pro championships
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:32 am to I Bleed Garnet
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That area of the country woof.
What's not love, snow and subzero winter temps with no mountains to ski on, F-5 tornados, and pale fat girls.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:33 am to KSGamecock
Is Missouri the biggest mistake the SEC ever made?
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:34 am to KSGamecock
Damn skippy.
Now do one with SEC states and Civil War victories you treasonous inbred.
Now do one with SEC states and Civil War victories you treasonous inbred.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:41 am to JesusQuintana
Why couldn't Missouri come up with an original state shape instead of just being pointy Georgia?
At least Arkansas had enough creativity to shape themselves like a toilet.
At least Arkansas had enough creativity to shape themselves like a toilet.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:45 am to Rhino5
I would gladly take the freezing, "no mtns" etc
but this right here is the worst.
Even living here, the winters are not that ideal, they aint bad, they aint great. But we have some of the best talent money can buy.
but this right here is the worst.
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pale fat girls.
Even living here, the winters are not that ideal, they aint bad, they aint great. But we have some of the best talent money can buy.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:46 am to KSGamecock
We are Georgia with a big swinging, helicopter dick
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:48 am to JesusQuintana
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SEC states and Civil War victories you treasonous inbred.
Don't you say you fought for the South?
I remember that was a big deal when ya'll first entered this conference.
This post was edited on 5/24/18 at 8:49 am
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