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re: What would the alliances look like in an all-SEC war?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:21 pm to TheCheshireHog
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:21 pm to TheCheshireHog
Um, We have those on ships too compadre.
The threat of mutual annilation renders them useless.
Besides, while UG is busy trying to expel the Aubies out of GA, we'd sneak into Kingsland, GA and steal their nuclear subs.
The threat of mutual annilation renders them useless.
Besides, while UG is busy trying to expel the Aubies out of GA, we'd sneak into Kingsland, GA and steal their nuclear subs.
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:21 pm to roadGator
We have Bomb sniffing dogs! I think that's about it 
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:22 pm to bayou2003
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showed great hospitality to Mizzou students when they went to Baton Rouge for a basketball game, took them on tours of the campus, locker rooms, etc.
Wait until yall come down for a football game.
I do see the similarities, as I have spent a good bit of time up in Missouri.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:23 pm to roadGator
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The threat of mutual annilation renders them useless
You ever met a backwoods hillbilly on meth? They have an itchy trigger finger.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:23 pm to Bama Bird
I'm thinking Tennessee would get bombed in every aspect of the war, but still find things to celebrate, such as best doctors or nicest paint job on planes, pre-war.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:23 pm to BAMAisDIESEL09
If Tennessee is anything like the fans on here, they'd fall in line behind Bama, begging them not to be left behind.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:23 pm to TheCheshireHog
You ever met roided up guidos high on coke and the fumes from their own hair gel?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:25 pm to semotruman
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Side with Arkansas and Missouri and you get ICBM's that may or may not be nuclear. Your move.
And stealth bombers.
The SEC would make one bad arse country!
Also throw in Louisiana with Barksdale Airforce base with their B-52's and other bombers. Doubt if anyone would want Arkansas, Missouri and Louisiana on the same side. Wouldn't be a fare fight. Wouldn't want too many civilian casualties like in Nam and Japan.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:25 pm to TheCheshireHog
quote:And sadly, Missouri and Arkansas both have more than their share of these.
You ever met a backwoods hillbilly on meth? They have an itchy trigger finger
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:26 pm to semotruman
Georgia would immediately turn on us to try and get our water.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:27 pm to GoBigOrange86
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Georgia would immediately turn on us to try and get our water.
I thought it was their water!
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:27 pm to GoBigOrange86
GA still trying to redraw borders???
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:28 pm to Bama Bird
Kudos for an original offseason thread
Best response imo
Still begging for mulligans
There are several other outstanding post which lead me to think that in addition to posting on message boards in your moms basement, you guys are also still playing Battleship
Best response imo
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Auburn would be an interesting wild card, and really sets the alliances into motion.
Their information ministry would put Iraq's to shame.
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LSU has no rivals. We'd sit back, drink, watch and laugh while the rest of you beat the frick out of each other.
No, you guys would fight with each other after you started the war. Miles would devise a plan to kill everyone associated with LSU in a crossfire when he really just meant to call time out.
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I don't know how this would shake out but I'm sure LSU will complain if Florida is on the other side.
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If Alabama's side loses we can just ask if we can come back to life and fight again.
Still begging for mulligans
There are several other outstanding post which lead me to think that in addition to posting on message boards in your moms basement, you guys are also still playing Battleship
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:31 pm to roadGator
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GA still trying to redraw borders???
Didnt they take back parts of Tennessee earlier this year because the congested armpit that is Atlanta needs more water
They would probably use an SEC War to take full control of the TVA thereby cutting off Tennessee, Alabama, Auburn, and Florida in one fell swope
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:31 pm to bayou2003
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I thought it was their water!
It's OUR water, damint.
I kind of feel like Tennessee would be eager to ally with Auburn and LSU, because both of those teams hate Alabama and have managed to beat Florida more than once in the last ten years. I'm not sure what we'd bring to the table other than an awesome band.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:32 pm to undecided
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They would probably use an SEC War to take full control of the TVA thereby cutting off Tennessee, Alabama, Auburn, and Florida in one fell swope
They'd fail. I hate to say it, but I would be willing to ally with Florida if it meant protection from Georgia and their merry band of miscreants.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:32 pm to spacewrangler
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Seriously doubt LSU would start anything. There is too much French blood in the LA people for that to happen. They would more than likely be attacked and beg for help from their bordering SEC teams TAM, ARK or the MS schools
Actually, you have it wrong... LSU's mascot isn't the tiger, it is the "Fighting Tigers" -- referring to their strong, colorful military history beginning in the War of Northern Aggression. Others were amazed at their tenacity and ferociousness, and started calling the Louisiana troops the "Fighting Tigers."
William Tecumseh Sherman was the Chancellor of LSU for quite some time. SEC East teams, beware. His ghost would burn his way through y'all again.
Here's a link for those interested: Lousiana Tigers (Wiki)
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:32 pm to bayou2003
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Also throw in Louisiana with Barksdale Airforce base with their B-52's and other bombers. Doubt if anyone would want Arkansas, Missouri and Louisiana on the same side. Wouldn't be a fare fight. Wouldn't want too many civilian casualties like in Nam and Japan
Missouri also builds fighter jets in St. Louis (Boeing). Plus, we have plenty of beef, pork, chicken, grains, wine, beer and sex shops. Together Missouri, Arkansas and Louisiana would own the Mississippi River and the skies, plus all the booze, meth and porn you could want. Dangerous!
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:33 pm to undecided
We don't rely on stank arse GA water .
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:34 pm to roadGator
Vandy would assume the role of Supreme Commander and build an allied force consisting of Alabama, Ole Miss, Florida, Kentucky and South Carolina with orders to march on Knoxville and seize it. Vandy would then be obligated in assisting the other ally schools with subduing their own opponents (whether that opponent resides inside or outside the conference). Alabama would need assistance against both LSU and Auburn. Georgia would remain neutral until the winning side becomes evident.
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