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re: What would the alliances look like in an all-SEC war?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:54 pm to Cecil D Diesel
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:54 pm to Cecil D Diesel
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I'd say that Mizzou and Vandy stay at home and watch. Vandy out of self preservation, Mizzou out of fear. They try to stay neutral, but are under the threat of being provoked by Arky(Mizzou) and Tennessee(Vanderbilt).
Considering Missouri's history of outlaws and Guerilla fighters, mascot named after the president that dropped the bomb on Japan and did other great things in WWII, burning another college town down to the ground, etc. Doubt if Missouri would be afraid of anything or anyone.
ETA: Missourians are known for going heads up with another state with the outcome= deadly results.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 8:05 pm
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:54 pm to Weagle25
UF is not on Bama's side!
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 8:03 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:59 pm to CatFan81
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Kentucky and Missouri would remain neutral.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:59 pm to AUCE05
quote:First, that is hilariously wrong. We are very clearly the side with all the money and power.
AU would be the Lannisters. UA would be the Starks. Chizik = Joffery, Saban = Ned.
Second, if you know anything about the War of the Roses, you already know how that ends. Lannisters=Lancasters and Starks=Yorks.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:59 pm to roadGator
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UF is not on Bama's side?
I say its ocean teams versus the rest. And add A&M to the rest, then we cut off the water supply. Then we call up the big 10 and ask if we can plan a sneak attack from the north.
Then when they least expect it, we turn on the big 10 and declare a world war.
And we chant, Balls, balls, balls, balls.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:01 pm to Bama Bird
I would say it would be
LSU
Boogs
Arky
Tenner
Cocks
Grinders
vs.
Gumps
Dawgs
Black Bears
Faggies
Mizzy
Florida is Russia in this situation.
Vandy and UK stay neutral.
LSU
Boogs
Arky
Tenner
Cocks
Grinders
vs.
Gumps
Dawgs
Black Bears
Faggies
Mizzy
Florida is Russia in this situation.
Vandy and UK stay neutral.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:03 pm to Bama Bird
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Bama Bird
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Who would start it all?
Does not matter who starts it I can tell you who would finish it.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:04 pm to BobBarker
UF is Russia in this situation? WTF does that mean?
We stay out of it until Germany fricks with us?
We stay out of it until Germany fricks with us?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:04 pm to Bama Bird
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LSU would start it
Seriously doubt LSU would start anything. There is too much French blood in the LA people for that to happen. They would more than likely be attacked and beg for help from their bordering SEC teams TAM, ARK or the MS schools
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:06 pm to spacewrangler
LSU would surrender and go back to claiming to be the best cooks on the face of the earth. Sounds just like Frenchies.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:06 pm to bayou2003
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Doubt if Missouri would be afraid of anything or anyone.
We'd take some people on a Missouah boat ride.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:07 pm to bayou2003
Maybe you have a better perspective than I do. I was mostly referring to the fear of picking the wrong side. One wrong move in the matter could involve getting into something yall might not be ready for.
But, let me ask, what side would you rather be on?
BTW, I think the only guarantee is:
-Auburn/LSU/Florida on one side against Alabama/aTm/Georgia
-The Tennessee fan in me says Tennessee joins the the first team, along with USCe.
Ideally, from my strategic perspective(Living in LA) it would be:
State/Ole Miss/LSU/Florida/USCe/Auburn
But, let me ask, what side would you rather be on?
BTW, I think the only guarantee is:
-Auburn/LSU/Florida on one side against Alabama/aTm/Georgia
-The Tennessee fan in me says Tennessee joins the the first team, along with USCe.
Ideally, from my strategic perspective(Living in LA) it would be:
State/Ole Miss/LSU/Florida/USCe/Auburn
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:09 pm to Cecil D Diesel
Whoever gets Tennessee gets Oak Ridge National Laboratory
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:10 pm to AUCE05
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You guys are French.
Yeah and remember how that turned out for the French in WW II
On a related note can anybody post a link for the article that did powers of WWII as a BSC ranking? I remeber it from a few years ago and it was pretty funny.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:13 pm to Bama Bird
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Whoever gets Tennessee gets Oak Ridge National Laboratory
Whoever gets KY gets 2 prominent military bases AND the nerve agent storage facilities. They also get Ft. Knox and the gold repository.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:14 pm to Cecil D Diesel
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Maybe you have a better perspective than I do. I was mostly referring to the fear of picking the wrong side. One wrong move in the matter could involve getting into something yall might not be ready for.
But, let me ask, what side would you rather be on?
Missouri would be on the side with LSU. LSU have supported Mizzou during the expansion starting with the Indy Bowl, they showed great hospitality to Mizzou students when they went to Baton Rouge for a basketball game, took them on tours of the campus, locker rooms, etc.
Also Missouri and Louisiana have a lot in common with the strong French background. STL and N.O. are like sister cities, both cities love the Fleur De Lis, celebrate Mardi Gras, catholic, etc. Both are deadly cities. Also Missouri is the first state/territory out of Louisiana.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:14 pm to Cheese Grits
Side with UF and you get an aircraft carrier or two and lots of fighter jets.
Who's with us?
Who's with us?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:17 pm to roadGator
Side with Arkansas and Missouri and you get ICBM's that may or may not be nuclear. Your move.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:17 pm to Bama Bird
BAMA, Ole miss and Georgia would join forces and frick. shite. Up. LSU might as well be France so you'd know they would bitch and surrender. The 2 x-factors would be Florida and Tennessee. Long story short, We'd isolate Florida, take them captive, brainwash them and arm them to overthrow Tennessee.
The center of the newly reformed SEC empire would remain in Tuscaloosa as it always had.
The center of the newly reformed SEC empire would remain in Tuscaloosa as it always had.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:21 pm to TheCheshireHog
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Side with Arkansas and Missouri and you get ICBM's that may or may not be nuclear. Your move.
And stealth bombers.
The SEC would make one bad arse country!
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