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Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:43 pm to Jobu93
Yea, but its a win win situation for y'all.
So who gets the rights to show the burning of Austin. LHN or SEC Network?
And if OU wins this week, can we toss Norman in there too?
So who gets the rights to show the burning of Austin. LHN or SEC Network?
And if OU wins this week, can we toss Norman in there too?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:47 pm to Tiger Live2
We'll be in the neighborhood, so if you want to take out Norman, that shouldn't be an issue.
The SEC network will absorb the LHN, and remove all texas-oriented programming. And yes, a made-for-TV movie will be made of the burning of Austin, Normal and Lawrence. It will be shown on repeat, like The Christmas Story marathon during the holidays, until the indoctrination is complete.
The SEC network will absorb the LHN, and remove all texas-oriented programming. And yes, a made-for-TV movie will be made of the burning of Austin, Normal and Lawrence. It will be shown on repeat, like The Christmas Story marathon during the holidays, until the indoctrination is complete.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:49 pm to Tiger Live2
I bet we could get SCar to switch sides. "Hey man, frick all those old guys." We could meet in Athens then drive south together.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:50 pm to semotruman
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It will be shown on repeat, like The Christmas Story marathon during the holidays, until the indoctrination is complete.
Now this is why we brought Mizzou aboard.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:52 pm to Tiger Live2
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Now this is why we brought Mizzou aboard.
Devious mind games?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:53 pm to semotruman
I nominate semotruman as Minister of Information and Education.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:54 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Seconded.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:56 pm to Bama Bird
Dipshit Dabo Swinney actually starts the fallout when he yells "Death Valley Alabama!" during a halftime interview with Holly Rowe at the Georgia/Clem-U opener.
Saban is enraged that someone else dare use his organization's name for their own personal gain and he declares war on the 13 other member schools of the SEC. Saban then realizes Dabo doesn't coach in the SEC...or is actually a coach for that matter.
it's too late.
LSU, Auburn and Mississippi State agree in principle to work together to take down Alabama. they immediately seek out Tennessee, South Carolina and Florida to join them.
at the same time, Ole Miss and Vanderbilt offer themselves over to Saban in exchange for football amnesty. Georgia does as well because Richt wants to bring peace to the conference. this pisses Tennessee off and they immediately declare allegiance with the Gulf schools.
Arkansas, A&M, Missouri and Kentucky each agree to form a third coalition principled on defending any aggression from non-SEC entities from the North and West - trying to overtake the conference at a time of chaos. within that coalition, Kentucky announces they will not take any offensive towards Alabama, referenced by their history in football against the Tide.
Steve Spurrier announces both South Carolina and Florida would oppose "Dabo's Alabama" and reminds Paul Finebaum on his new ESPN radio show he clobbered the Tide 35-21 last time he coached against Saban.
Alabama/Ole Miss/Vanderbilt/Georgia
Auburn/LSU/MSU/Tennessee/South Carolina/Florida
Arkansas/A&M/Missouri/Kentucky
Saban is enraged that someone else dare use his organization's name for their own personal gain and he declares war on the 13 other member schools of the SEC. Saban then realizes Dabo doesn't coach in the SEC...or is actually a coach for that matter.
it's too late.
LSU, Auburn and Mississippi State agree in principle to work together to take down Alabama. they immediately seek out Tennessee, South Carolina and Florida to join them.
at the same time, Ole Miss and Vanderbilt offer themselves over to Saban in exchange for football amnesty. Georgia does as well because Richt wants to bring peace to the conference. this pisses Tennessee off and they immediately declare allegiance with the Gulf schools.
Arkansas, A&M, Missouri and Kentucky each agree to form a third coalition principled on defending any aggression from non-SEC entities from the North and West - trying to overtake the conference at a time of chaos. within that coalition, Kentucky announces they will not take any offensive towards Alabama, referenced by their history in football against the Tide.
Steve Spurrier announces both South Carolina and Florida would oppose "Dabo's Alabama" and reminds Paul Finebaum on his new ESPN radio show he clobbered the Tide 35-21 last time he coached against Saban.
Alabama/Ole Miss/Vanderbilt/Georgia
Auburn/LSU/MSU/Tennessee/South Carolina/Florida
Arkansas/A&M/Missouri/Kentucky
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:04 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Well, I'm in PR/advertising/promotions/special events. So this would be a logical place for my skills.
I would mobilize ranters as my minions, to knock out their communications systems (phog.net, shaggy bevo, etc.) by infiltrating and spreading our message. This would extend to our SEC opponents as well, with selected data-rich targets like bama online and Volnation.
We would need POW camps as well. I would recommend any conference bevo fans be sent to camps in the Arkansas and Missouri Ozarks for re-education. We want to keep them separate from the SEC fans.
SEC POWs should be sent to internment camps in the swamps of Louisiana. French-speaking Cauns and voodoo practitioners should be used as guards - this will make them much more amenable to our brainwashing techniques.
I would mobilize ranters as my minions, to knock out their communications systems (phog.net, shaggy bevo, etc.) by infiltrating and spreading our message. This would extend to our SEC opponents as well, with selected data-rich targets like bama online and Volnation.
We would need POW camps as well. I would recommend any conference bevo fans be sent to camps in the Arkansas and Missouri Ozarks for re-education. We want to keep them separate from the SEC fans.
SEC POWs should be sent to internment camps in the swamps of Louisiana. French-speaking Cauns and voodoo practitioners should be used as guards - this will make them much more amenable to our brainwashing techniques.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:05 am to Tiger Live2
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Should we burn Austin too for A&M?
New Orleans better be safe. Maybe just burn Tulane's campus instead.
NO! Don't burn Austin! That's the "people zoo" for the rest of Texas.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:07 am to 1801
In 1801s war, Arky/A&M/Mizzou/Kentucky are the Knights Watch.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:19 am to Jobu93
We are on any side that is willing to take out kansas as well. There is a surplus of wheat grain in that state, and plus if the Big Ten sees us fighting the Big Ten will surely try to make a move and invade us when we are divided and worn down.
Kind of like they want SEC Teams to beat each other up, but only take a Conference Champion into the playoffs.
Kind of like they want SEC Teams to beat each other up, but only take a Conference Champion into the playoffs.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:26 am to Stripes314
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Stripes314
Eventually we'll develop SEC rivalries. But in the meantime, if we get the chance, sacking that steaming pile once again would help.
And you bring up a good point on the B1G. We would need to ensure that we have strategies in place in case our civil unrest emboldens bordering rivals such as the B1G or the ACC. I assume we would set aside any family squabbles if threats come from those corners.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:26 am to Stripes314
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plus if the Big Ten sees us fighting the Big Ten will surely try to make a move and invade us when we are divided and worn down.
Yes, but with B1G speed we could have a 3 week R&R by the time they got here.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:26 am to semotruman
I can't wait to read this later. 
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:28 am to Patton
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I can't wait to read this later.
It has truly entertained me tonight.
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Yes, but with B1G speed we could have a 3 week R&R by the time they got here.
This post was edited on 6/6/13 at 12:30 am
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:29 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Yes, but with B1G speed we could have a 3 week R&R by the time they got here.
Also is the fact that their collective forces have little depth once you get beyond Ohio/Michigan/Nebraska/Wisconsin
The engineering minds at Purdue will be a threat however.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:30 am to Stripes314
PSU will be bringing up the rear.
too soon
too soon
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:32 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
They have to slash their forces for the next few years. War crimes were committed that were never rectified until recently.
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