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re: What would the alliances look like in an all-SEC war?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:19 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:19 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Keep the BBQ. Boiled crawfish all day long.
I am torn. I lived in Memphis for 11 years. I love some good BBQ.
I might have to be a secret spy for Ole Miss.
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:20 pm to Drewbie
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Side A: Missouri
Side B: Everyone else
I am seriously convinced that we could take on the rest of you
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:20 pm to roadGator
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Mizzou hates you guys too. They may loan you a kite with a cherry bomb tied to it.
Not when we enter into agreement to defend them against Kansas. Enemy of my enemy is a friend.
Aggies and Hogs alone would control 85% of Louisiana then surround and starve out the remaining southeast region. Just like the North did to Vicksburg during the Civil War.
This is all moot. LSU isn't stupid enough to go against Arkansas, Ole Miss and Aggies. Of this love triangle LSU is the most hated and easiest to align against.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:21 pm to Tiger Live2
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I lived in Memphis for 11 years. I love some good BBQ.
I hear ya.
Okay, I'm going to read this thread to see if there is any continuance of thought whatsoever.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:23 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Good luck.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:24 pm to Russvegas Dan
It starts over BBQ and ends with a cold beer. And there's some bad tattoos and iffy scheduling in between.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:26 pm to LukeSidewalker
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It starts over BBQ and ends with a cold beer. And there's some bad tattoos and iffy scheduling in between.
I said earlier that it would end with a celebration at The Grove, where a BBQ competition would take place, igniting the hostilities all over again.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:29 pm to semotruman
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I said earlier that it would end with a celebration at The Grove, where a BBQ competition would take place, igniting the hostilities all over again.
This sounds like a brilliant south park episode that only the south would watch. "South" park, get it?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:30 pm to semotruman
You prolly hit it on the head. There will be 3 or 4 sides.
Ole Miss vs A&M vs Mizzou vs maybe USC.
LSU instead has a Civil War when we run out of booze
Ole Miss vs A&M vs Mizzou vs maybe USC.
LSU instead has a Civil War when we run out of booze
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:34 pm to memphisplaya
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By what? You've got nothing we can't counter. Try getting anywhere with out our oil.
We've gone nuclear. No need for oil anymore.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:37 pm to Tiger Live2
My theory was that Mizzou and A&M would stay out of it initially, then eventually get in on the action to end it with the stealth bombers. We'd supply enough Budweiser, moonshine and Lone Star that everyone would forget what they were fighting about in the first place.
Ole Miss would invite everyone to The Grove for an detente party, and each school would enter a BBQ competition. NO one could agree on who would win, and we'd start fighting all over again.
Ole Miss would invite everyone to The Grove for an detente party, and each school would enter a BBQ competition. NO one could agree on who would win, and we'd start fighting all over again.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:38 pm to Tiger Live2
The road winds a little too much for me to keep up. I think it starts as the Great BBQ War and splinter. There is some consensus though:
People want LSU to lead but assume they're going to pass out drunk at some point.
The Hogs aren't real popular but most want those psychos on their side.
The UA hegemony must be destroyed.
Every one is volunteering Aggies to jump first.
People want LSU to lead but assume they're going to pass out drunk at some point.
The Hogs aren't real popular but most want those psychos on their side.
The UA hegemony must be destroyed.
Every one is volunteering Aggies to jump first.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:39 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Who would've thought a thread about war would be the most peaceful thread of the day? Thanks for keeping it classy guys
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:41 pm to Bama Bird
If guerrilla warfare is employed I nominate JFF to lead. He might cover 20 miles to advance 3, but he won't get caught.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:41 pm to Tiger Live2
Psha.
We've got the B1s out of Abilene, a little post called Ft Hood with enough tanks to roll like crap through a goose, a city in San Antonio that may as well be its own military installation with 3 bases, Ft Sam Houston, and a shite pot of logistic/repair facilities. Corpus Christi with the NAS and that techno geek Capitol called NASA. Who knows what those wing nuts could think up.
Own power grid, at least two nuclear power plants, and the oil Capitol of the world in Houston. We could just starve out everyone of their go juice.
We also have enough coonasses out of the Beaumont area that could get us proper Cajun and creole food.
We would not hesitate to go NBC on any who oppose us; may I remind you folks we've been creating an unsurpassed stockpile of jizz jars.
We've got the B1s out of Abilene, a little post called Ft Hood with enough tanks to roll like crap through a goose, a city in San Antonio that may as well be its own military installation with 3 bases, Ft Sam Houston, and a shite pot of logistic/repair facilities. Corpus Christi with the NAS and that techno geek Capitol called NASA. Who knows what those wing nuts could think up.
Own power grid, at least two nuclear power plants, and the oil Capitol of the world in Houston. We could just starve out everyone of their go juice.
We also have enough coonasses out of the Beaumont area that could get us proper Cajun and creole food.
We would not hesitate to go NBC on any who oppose us; may I remind you folks we've been creating an unsurpassed stockpile of jizz jars.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:42 pm to Jobu93
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We also have enough coonasses out of the Beaumont area that could get us proper Cajun and creole food.
Damn. LSU relegated to waiter.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:44 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Garçon! How bout another roast beef PO boy with debris?
We be friends forever then.
We be friends forever then.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:45 pm to semotruman
That sounds like a great party to be at. BBQ and Booze.
LSU does BBQ shrimp, and everyone thinks we are nuts and tells us that ain't. BBQ.
LSU does BBQ shrimp, and everyone thinks we are nuts and tells us that ain't. BBQ.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:45 pm to semotruman
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BBQ competition.
Paul Finebaum can be the judge, then he starts to call Alabama's eater a fatty, then when everyone starts to point and laugh at Alabama he clarifies by saying, but that means they can eat more than anyone. Then the Auburn eater stands up a says, not uhhhh, can not!! Then the Vandy eater says this is frickin stupid, I'm out of here. Then the Tennessee eater grabs the Vandy guy and says not so fast my friend and slams his head in the door.
Then all hell breaks loose.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:45 pm to SunHog
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Doesn't LSU own the mouth of the mighty MS? You and your main rival going to kiss and make up?? I doubt that.
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When it comes to beating Alabama or Florida.. What do you want to bet it happens especially if both Alabama and Florida happened to fall on the same side?
Sign me up Sarge. The axis of evil must fall. Just point me at the jort brigade.
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