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re: What would the alliances look like in an all-SEC war?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:33 pm to roadGator
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:33 pm to roadGator
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Meh, that rust bucket is stuck to the bottom of the river mud.
Keep building buoy anchors.
Actually we will just block the mouth of the Mississippi River and use the remaining route as a supply chain.
We will drop loads of Aggies all over the East in via submarines, jet skis, C27's, Crop Dusters, etc. while y'all waste money bringing ships to a land war.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 9:38 pm
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:37 pm to SunHog
Doesn't LSU own the mouth of the mighty MS? You and your main rival going to kiss and make up?? I doubt that. 
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:39 pm to roadGator
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Doesn't LSU own the mouth of the mighty MS? You and your main rival going to kiss and make up?? I doubt that.
When it comes to beating Alabama or Florida.. What do you want to bet it happens especially if both Alabama and Florida happened to fall on the same side?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:39 pm to SunHog
C130's are based out of Little Rock. We can use those to get the Aggies in place.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:39 pm to Bama Bird
SEC War I
I see SECWI as being the Big6 (Bama/LSU/AU/UGA/FL/UT) vs the little8. Once the little8 is dealt with, the Big6 would turn on UT just because no one fricking likes Tennessee. Then there would be a period of peace in the lands of the southeast.
SEC War II
A power-struggle between the Big5 would result in SECWII. Bama/UGA vs. LSU/UF/AU. Not sure how this would end but with Auburn being in the middle, I don't see it turning out well for us
I see SECWI as being the Big6 (Bama/LSU/AU/UGA/FL/UT) vs the little8. Once the little8 is dealt with, the Big6 would turn on UT just because no one fricking likes Tennessee. Then there would be a period of peace in the lands of the southeast.
SEC War II
A power-struggle between the Big5 would result in SECWII. Bama/UGA vs. LSU/UF/AU. Not sure how this would end but with Auburn being in the middle, I don't see it turning out well for us
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:41 pm to TheCheshireHog
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C130's are based out of Little Rock. We can use those to get the Aggies in place.
We certainly send the Aggies first so we know what we are dealing with when trying to unfrick what they did.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:42 pm to SunHog
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Actually we will just block the mouth of the Mississippi River and use the remaining route as a supply chain.
Ummm how do you intend on doing that? There is this little problem of LA blocking your way.
Since you're above North LA, we will just sacrifice them, and nuke you upon entry. Everyone knows that SOUTH LA is the best part.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:43 pm to The Nino
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Not sure how this would end but with Auburn being in the middle, I don't see it turning out well for us
We could build a fort with the dead Oak trees.
Frick wouldn't work. Bama would send the Updyke Renebears and SPF80 the fort to the ground...
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:45 pm to memphisplaya
Just as I suspected
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:46 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Aggie would build a huge wall to protect their homeland...
But then it catches on fire and subsequently collapses
But then it catches on fire and subsequently collapses
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:48 pm to Bama Bird
There would be 3 sides. It starts over BBQ, with Mizzou, A&M, and Ole Miss on different sides.
LSU stays out of it at first drinking beer, boiling crawfish and laughing at it all. Then we run out of beer and crawfish and start a Civil War.
Bama sides with Ole Miss, MSU sides with A&M. UK sides with Mizzou to help funnell bourbon over and destoy Kansas and get rid of a basketball hotbed.
Auburn also joins Mizzou so they can fight Bama and MSU.
LSU stays out of it at first drinking beer, boiling crawfish and laughing at it all. Then we run out of beer and crawfish and start a Civil War.
Bama sides with Ole Miss, MSU sides with A&M. UK sides with Mizzou to help funnell bourbon over and destoy Kansas and get rid of a basketball hotbed.
Auburn also joins Mizzou so they can fight Bama and MSU.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:49 pm to roadGator
I wonder how long that war would last with LSU controlling the oil, plastic plants, and sugar cane fields?
Say good bye to cars, plastic forks, and cookies motherfrickers.
Say good bye to cars, plastic forks, and cookies motherfrickers.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:49 pm to memphisplaya
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Ummm how do you intend on doing that? There is this little problem of LA blocking your way.
Since you're above North LA, we will just sacrifice them, and nuke you upon entry. Everyone knows that SOUTH LA is the best part.
What are you talking about?
We want to LSU to block the mouth of the Mississippi to keep the east from invading our supply route.
These are supply routes so we can load and unload chemical weapons, troops, tanks etc. for Arkansas, Missouri, Ole Miss and LSU. We just need LSU to keep the East from attacking and sailing up the Mississippi which would divide our forces.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:52 pm to SunHog
Why the frick would we help you? We would sooner Equip the missile at the Military science building with a warhead and launch it at Little Rock.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:53 pm to memphisplaya
What will breakfast be like without orange juice you bastids?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:53 pm to Robot Santa
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We claim every NC from now until eternity.
You will anyway no matter what the records are.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:54 pm to memphisplaya
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Why the frick would we help you? We would sooner Equip the missile at the Military science building with a warhead and launch it at Little Rock.
Fine, be bombed into oblivion.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:54 pm to roadGator
There are orange trees in Baton Rouge LA. My uncle has several. Plus lemons. We will survive.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:55 pm to Russvegas Dan
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Fine, be bombed into oblivion.
By what? You've got nothing we can't counter. Try getting anywhere with out our oil.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:55 pm to memphisplaya
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Why the frick would we help you? We would sooner Equip the missile at the Military science building with a warhead and launch it at Little Rock.
Then don't help us but you damn well better believe you'll be fighting a three front war and Hitler only had two fronts and got his arse beat. . (Aggies, Hogs, Bears)
You'll lose badly therefore you'll agree to align. LSU is isolated and dead without an alliance. You'll be getting fricked in hard three ways.
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